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BREAKING: A top NASA official just announced that he has used the James Webb Space Telescope to scan the entire visible cosmos, and can confidently confirm that Donald Trump is still the whiniest little bitch in the entire universe.

BREAKING: Several major cities are reportedly planning where to set up "Trumpvilles" for all the homeless people after Trump's Iran War wrecks the entire global economy and skyrockets the price of everything.

BREAKING: DOJ officials are reportedly struggling to figure out how Jared Kushner having no actual government job while making secret plans and deals with Israel our national security officials don't know about that dragged us into an unpopular war isn't "textbook treason."

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BREAKING: Ivanka Trump is reportedly worried that if the Democrats win the House they'll subpoena Jared Kushner's records and find that he committed treason by sabotaging the Iranian peace talks and starting a war for Israel's gain, and the worst part is she might become poor.

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly caught in a catch-22 because Israel is forcing him to bomb Iran or they'll release the Trumpstein files, Russia is demanding Trump stop bombing Iran and sell out Ukraine or they'll release the Trumpstein files, and Trump also needs Ukrainian drones.

BREAKING: A new poll found that 74% of Americans suspect Jared Kushner has "likely committed treason" by sabotaging the Iranian peace negotiations and acting as an agent of Israel to force the US into this war.

BREAKING: Top GOP officials are reportedly pissed Trump keeps threatening them about the SAVE Act because it's Republicans who are actually less likely to have a passport, more likely to take their husband's name, and live in rural areas far from government offices.

BREAKING: Republicans in Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas are worried they've f*cked farmers so hard with the tariffs killing export markets and the Iran War's inflation on the price of gasoline, diesel, and fertilizer that Democrats might win historic upset victories in November.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after a group of 125 presidential scholars just ranked Trump’s Iran War as the “dumbest war in US history.”

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BREAKING: Jared Kushner is reportedly worried the Gulf Sunnis will cut him off financially, Netanyahu's coalition will lose the October elections, and Trump's health will soon force him to resign so next year Kushner might find himself bankrupt without any political influence.

@agirrrl Valid point 😜

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BREAKING: Iranian leaders say they’re not afraid of Donald Trump because he never won an election against a man.

BREAKING: "Fraud Czar" JD Vance is reportedly struggling to find examples of governmental fraud that doesn't lead directly to some kind of effort by Donald Trump to bribe, grift, extort, reward, or blackmail the members of Congress, bureaucrats, or private contractors involved.

BREAKING: Trump Administration officials promise Russia isn't using its sudden surge in oil profits to send more drones to Iran to target Americans.