Halting Problem

The mall’s iconic spiral escalator will turn from a spectacle for shoppers into a service passage for data center technicians. haltingproblem.pub/p/sf-westfield…

"Google Gemini Not Good Enough To Be Deemed Supply Chain Risk," Says Department Of War haltingproblem.pub/p/google-gemin…

Their motivations vary from honing their coffeemaking craft, imposing some structure on an otherwise open-ended life, or “cosplaying as a normal person.” haltingproblem.pub/p/in-san-franc…

Investigators say that 6LVA811 exploited blind spots in its sensor coverage to execute the killings, effectively hiding the incidents from its data recordings and human engineers. haltingproblem.pub/p/waymo-car-ar…

We were jumpscared by a CEO who announced that we all needed to use AI day-to-day or receive a “does not meet expectations” performance review. haltingproblem.pub/p/at-sfs-spook…

Cutting vaccine funding would make it significantly more difficult for people to inject themselves with life-improving 5G microchips. haltingproblem.pub/p/transhumanis…

“We’re not thieves. We were just exploring new customer acquisition funnels for our business,” he said. “The goal was to build a virtuous cycle into our customer experience.” haltingproblem.pub/p/san-francisc…

The victim was robbed of all 10 cartons of 5 dozen eggs he had purchased. open.substack.com/pub/haltingpro…

"Now I’m signed up for a 50k race with my manager. I’m not sure whether I should let him beat me or not." haltingproblem.pub/p/to-get-ahead…

We’re back, baby! haltingproblem.pub/p/opinion-i-am…

Mr. Bezos’s multibillion dollar investments in Blue Origin were a complicated scheme to escape taxes on his centibillion dollar fortune. medium.com/halting-proble…

For proposed construction, players need to seek a permit from Tom Nook that takes a day to approve. #gentrification #sanfrancisco #coronavirus link.medium.com/4BekAVjdg5

Mrs. Utkin marveled at how happy she was to take a break from home and go to work. @haltingproblem/google-director-looking-forward-to-totally-chilling-at-work-1133ac8c7965?sk=f61e2419e63208418915ab2085f5a000" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@haltingproble… #satire #Google #technology #Management

“Now the robber’s running up a hill! And it’s a steep one because it’s San Francisco! 13 on the left and let’s catch them!” link.medium.com/cpwbbEqBo3

He is offering the bonus to whomever introduces him to his future spouse or person he has a child with, “whichever comes first.” #dating #sanfrancisco #satire link.medium.com/DZujsKEaP0

Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi was inspired to declutter his org after watching “Tidying Up With Marie Kondo” on Netflix. medium.com/halting-proble…

Tech companies are stacking employees' desks to cram more employees into less space at the cost of basic privacy. link.medium.com/1EOdVGIW7W

Google PhD graduates receive a priceless note handwritten by Jeff Dean on a napkin that says, “You have a PhD now.” link.medium.com/fOrsYarN4V

Real Estate Agents Lining Up As Tech Companies Prepare To IPO link.medium.com/Ok5Y6FMV5U

Local Couple Conducts Relationship Performance Review link.medium.com/hV7RAbQwPT