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@LaneSelph @RedRaiderSports Your column reads like you kiss your dad on the mouth

If Texas Tech is the villain, college sports has forgotten its own history. My column for @RedRaiderSports Link: on3.com/sites/red-raid…

@coinerkurt @Variety Shut up kurt you fucking loser

@Variety Ron Swanson and Tammy 2 in real life being the absolute blueprint for a healthy, deeply committed Hollywood marriage is the plot twist we all needed. The two-week rule is actually beautiful. 🥹❤️

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a rule about acting and marriage: They can never be apart from each other for more than two weeks. “We spend a lot of time negotiating the logistics of our lives so that we simply stay married,” Offerman says. “We feel very lucky that we feel that way. After the first day or two, I think any couple would say, ‘Great, we could all use a breather.’ But then, in reality, you get to day three, and we just need to be together. So, when we get back together after two weeks, it’s a great relief. It’s coming out of the desert to a nice chug of water.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHmvB

Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything racist or divisive in 9 months.

Just a reminder. Everyone I know wants to go to this game. We’re all priced out.

@RaidersLead He's not AOC, pick a different nickname smh

Fernando Mendoza and AOC received most of the first team reps today, but neither stood out during their opportunities - Mendoza struggled with accuracy and would have been sacked twice in a real game by Malcolm Koonce and JJ Pegues. - AOC was inconsistent and was picked off by rookie safety Dalton Johnson on a deep ball to Phillip Dorsett.

Kalshi and Polymarket are CIA plants placed in sports twitter to destroy the last bit of organic community on the internet

And this is probably the coolest thing about the US: You got big communities from every single country here. After the USA-Germany game, I randomly met a guy with a HSV shirt (my club in Germany) and was handed these stickers. That‘s when I realized there is an active HSV supporters group in Chicago. Unreal 🇩🇪🤝🏼🇺🇸

@lewisf1driver They're both trash

Emily Blunt and the Rock going to Oscar

@gallegos_fam Won by 10, Dave should golf more lol

We got Skenes right now and this dude was playing putt putt earlier..smh

@Caroberts24 Lmao

UCLA not a blue blood gotta be the worst bit you can do. Since 2000: 19 tourney appearances 12 S16 4 FF Worst blue blood isn’t even true when Indiana is right there

@yogeshtwet You tweet like you kiss your dad on the mouth

Elon Musks estranged transgender son Vivian Jenna Wilson performs onstage at an anti-ICE drag show to raise money to pay for legal bills for illegal migrants.

This pub owner has done the maths

“There’s no perfect answer.” My god how ignorant can you be?

@vinylswift89 Matt Stafford is a QB in the NFL and next to him is his absolute bitch of a wife and their kids

did i miss an episode? who are these people and what do they have to do with taylor ??

@PrestigeMorgana please get all the mental health help you can

@TXTechsanAlum @NoisyHuevos Dipshit mouth breather alert

@NoisyHuevos lol you’re literally mister gambling. Sit this one out chief.

@TimCowlishaw Cowlishaw the cuck!

It isn’t. At all. Paul Hornung and Alex Karras were suspended for one year and they did some heavy betting on NFL games. Calvin Ridley bet on Falcons games while he was injured (insider trading lovers!)and got one season. So many people equating betting with throwing games, sad.

Christina Ricci has a boob tattoo??

@_ASTR0SFANB0Y @MLBONFOX @BlueJays @TheChampionsCo 2nd place without cheating is better than the nonsense your team pulled. Get fucked and have a bad day

@MLBONFOX @BlueJays @TheChampionsCo I wouldn't wear a second place ring.

A look at the @BlueJays AL Champions rings 💍 via @TheChampionsCo