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not funny, didn't laugh. tracking your IP and plotting revenge.

Sorry I’m late for the custody hearing, there were no clocks in the casino.

Easy to get oh! Hard to get oh! Dem go still fvck you. 😎

@ogebuleN Captain Jack Donald

who do you think will kill Homelander eventually?

@Bukolababii Garri Ijebu

Most men rarely get sick,what’s your secret?

“People are so programmed and brainwashed into classism and protectionism” “There’s people who prefer to go down with the Titanic than to get on a lifeboat because they don’t wanna get seawater on their dress” - Ye

@wtfisSss Send them searching for context

i use big words in arguments on purpose because i know bitches be illiterate

I go lie for you

I finally met her in real life after all the late-night chats and filtered snaps. My heart was already doing overtime… until I saw her without all the angles and effects. That’s when it hit me... I’ve been flirting with prime N'Golo Kanté all along 💔😭😭

You’ll either be triggered or inspired by me. Either way, I’ll make you feel something.

“you smell nice” thanks i taste better tho

Couples be posting pics together and the people they cheating with be liking them

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

A sheep too desperate for miracle will eventually end up as steak in the house of a prophet.

People are just scared of failing. Lol

The rarest material in the known universe isn’t diamonds or gold. It’s.. wood. Earth is the only confirmed planet to have trees. Wood is a material that only forms because of LIFE.

One's own life experiences and perspective are never enough to understand life, we'll need to read books, ask questions and learn from others

Premarital sex Smoking Drinking Clubbing The list is long

Many employees are fired for being more competent than the manager.

Once, I heard a phrase: "If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage." And something inside me changed.