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National Bitcoin Reserve funded!

@BrianRoemmele Based on how things look these days, I'd guess we've had this technology for a lot longer than we thought

A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates a waiting egg with it. Not the survival of the fittest?

🚨 Psychologists say leaving a toxic job can repair your nervous system faster than a year of therapy

@CryptoGnojek Users

Cardano has dexes, aggregators, perps, lending platforms, NFTs, memecoins… What’s missing? 👀

@TMZ Wrong. Chuck Norris didn't die, he was playing a game of freeze tag and the other person died. Chuck Norris never quits

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

😂 shocking

@BoringBiz_ New ETF dropping Monday that just shorts Forbes 30u30 companies

Forbes 30u30 has a better hit rate on identifying fraudulent companies than Chamath has on identifying good SPAC targets Let that sink in

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BREAKING: Solana foundation president partners with Xbox CEO on future of gaming

Chuck Norris didn't die, he split himself into billions of atoms so everyone has a piece of Chuck Norris in them Legends never die 🙏

@novel_prod @OthersideMeta Fukus

What Bitcoin collection do you want to see enter the @OthersideMeta via Terminus next?

@dogeofficialceo This is why Kalshi won't pay out him leaving office 😥

Bro is posting from the grave

@supernalmystic @BrianRoemmele So they can't get away from the future lawsuits against them for promoting their micro plastic laced, endocrine disrupting, carcinogenic products... Never forget

@BrianRoemmele @hellos_eth Why tf do we need to preserve corporate propaganda? Let it rot

More and more folks are discovering what we have known here for over 2 decades: we are erasing our past at a rapid rate. We are the amnesia generation and we just forgot.

"Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs

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@_The_Prophet__ Reminds me of the 4chan post that went viral x.com/i/status/19309…

⚡️The professional middle is entering a slow liquidation. That is what is coming. A lot of six figure workers still think they own scarce cognition. They do not. What they actually own is a seat inside an organizational diagram that is about to be rewritten. For twenty years, companies paid armies of people to summarize, coordinate, package, analyze, report, reassure, sell, recruit, and administratively maintain complexity. AI is about to reveal how much of that layer was never true scarcity. It was overhead wearing prestige. That is why this gets dangerous. The people in that layer built expensive lives around the illusion that their salaries were durable. Big mortgages. daycare. two income households. private schools. lifestyle debt. identity fused to title. So when the compression starts, it does not feel like a normal labor shock. It feels like your class position is being revoked. A person loses the job and suddenly realizes the house was never a fortress. It was a fixed-cost trap financed by continuity. The next 12 to 18 months are likely to be ugly because companies have finally been handed a believable excuse to thin the white collar herd. They can say AI. They can say efficiency. They can say macro caution. They can say market conditions. The language does not matter. The result does. Fewer seats. Longer hiring cycles. More ghosting. Lower offers. Higher bars. More people with impressive resumes chasing jobs beneath prior status. The market will keep telling itself this is temporary. A lot of it is structural. And the cruelest part is that this probably will not arrive as one cinematic crash. It will arrive as social downgrading. The title gets softer. The comp gets cut. The search takes longer. The savings get chewed through. The role accepted is smaller than the last one. The family says it is fine. The person knows something has broken. That kind of decline is much more psychologically destructive than one violent break because it makes people live inside the decay of their own ranking. Housing is where this becomes visible. The professional class was supposed to be the stable bid under the market. If enough of them lose income security while carrying large mortgages, the house stops being optionality and becomes a restraint device. People stop moving. Listings freeze. Spending contracts. Families become geographically trapped because leaving means crystallizing loss or taking a much worse payment elsewhere. The labor shock and the housing shock start feeding each other. Society is about to discover how much of the tax base, consumption base, and institutional calm sat on a white collar class whose value was inflated by a pre-AI information economy. That class thought it had made it because it was paid well. A lot of them were just being temporarily overcompensated to keep the administrative machine running. When the machine needs fewer humans, the paycheck premium gets repriced hard. Bottom line: A lot of six figure jobs are going away. A lot of the people in them will not get equivalent replacements. The pain will concentrate in the salaried professional class with high fixed costs and no ownership cushion. The official data will lag the lived reality. The social mood will get darker long before the statistics fully admit why. The real truth is simple: The next phase is the collapse of professional security. The middle is about to learn that income is not the same thing as safety.

@paoloardoino @lightspark @davidmarcus Runes

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@ord_io Magical 🧙‍♂️🪄

BREAKING: The popular Bitcoin memecoin $MIM is up +69% this week

I just want to see Ordinals and Runes on the TL again