Christian (parody)

Christian twenty-two yrs old. Funny, charismatic, smart, & confident. N(s)fw. Non-dating unless you change my mind. MDNI. Likes to party but works hard in the a.m. Future lawyer. Literate writer—mirrors replies.

Who wants to join? 😜

Goals

Need

She’s so hot

Breaking news: Kim Kardashian is dating the male version of herself

He look like this and don’t got a personality to compensate and y’all thought he could get women his own age. I ain’t surprised he preys on the naive and vulnerable young girls all these years. How Beyoncé hasn’t realized she’s a victim though is beyond me

@hellawavek Gorgeous

Hey.

@hellawavek Lmao me amongst the chaos 🤣

@hiddencbeadles Then there’s me. 😂

My farmer boy. 🥹🖤

@hellawavek Lmao yeah she will. She’ll get that free bail hearing on me 🤣🤣

@hiddencbeadles Just bail our Mia out of jail for me. Lord knows she’ll need it.

Happy birthday bestie

"how old are you?" me:

RT @TiffanyFong: What a beautiful lesbian couple!

@niyo17417 Looks like bc

😲😲😲

@kaxishk lol she can have him as far as Canadian is concerned. He aint our PM anymore and we had been trying to get him out for the last 2-3 years. I’m sure we are all relieved he’s been spending time with her outside of Canada and hope he never comes back 🤣🤣

this is still so random to me like how did a popstar meet prime minister of other country? who dmed who first? how did it start?

Never seen someone wear a prison jumpsuit at home LOL

omg erika kirk needs to calm down,,, she’s getting really crazy after she met nicki