hingo🫡

so many people are afraid to have a sandwich for dinner

they should invent a journalist that can do maths

it goes like this, the poop, the piss the minor fart, the major shit

my gf: (beautiful, lovely, telling me some story about fancy goat’s cheese she bought) me: lebron cheese

my quarantine routine: 8:00am - wake up 8:00am - say a little prayer for you 8:01am - put on my makeup

😔

Chuck Norris is EIGHTY!

@burgotastic i’ve got some bad news

@hingo Keep these updates coming

i’m getting gongpilled

[gen z frank sinatra] the way you look tonight! 💅

the RBA every month

letting newcastle come and crap on us like that at brookie with no ponga and brown for 50+ mins is embarrassing. body language awful. seibold out.

having an terrible time

@kritig96 yeah it’s breaking containment and people are starting to do discourse

@hingo This did numbers hey

another beautiful day in god’s favourite city

@kirstinnbaby between bradley’s head and taronga zoo!

@hingo where in Sydney do u take this pic from?? Pls I beg

every day my gf creeps out of bed early to go see some guy called “Matt Pilates” should i be worried??

one of the less stressful ends to a sentence beginning with those 3 words

lmao

my right hamstring that i’ve had on-off issues with for 15 years now that i’ve fully blown out my left one

you don’t hear about Daewoos anymore

mike’s hard tofu