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☀️AliquisNovus☀️
☀️AliquisNovus☀️@PalmyrPar·
According to my idiot lawyer, it’s apparently not advisable for me to refer to the Jury as “everypony.” Fucking moron. Fired him immediately.
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I'm seeing this trend of parents realizing iPads melt kids' brains so they opt for retro consoles instead. This is good, I'm soyfacing. I'm getting some girl pregnant and making a custom Gameboy for my chudito.
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@Homelessmare Is he a young guy surrounded by oldheads?
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If you're a young guy at a blue collar job oldheads will stare at you like you just killed their entire family and then some more.
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@Bowblax fat nigga keys
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Bowblax 🎀@Bowblax·
I'm now 7 months into taking Estrogen and I'm loving the results so much! 🏳️‍⚧️ So awesome that I just get to look like this now
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daze@dazeblaze22·
The pink one
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@Risen_SzN I'm gonna be honest bro you kinda should shave.
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Ri§en ☦️@Risen_SzN·
I don't see what the issue is. There is nothing wrong with how I look.
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@mofumofu_kokoro You should try it on a lonely rainy night, TBQH.
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@fmtovvns I don't get the point, isn't she supposed to be a socialist? Why is she berating a dress for being cheap?
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@justmercy__ You're from Nigeria, you're getting married to uncle Basheer.
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𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀@justmercy__·
Now, let’s look at it from the girl’s perspective…she’s been with him for five years, and they’ve been living together for who knows how long, yet he still hasn’t married her. At some point, she might start feeling like he’s not serious about her, which could be why she’s entertaining other guys. If we’re being honest, five years is more than enough time to decide if you want to wife someone up.
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A man went through his girlfriend of five years' phone and found out she was texting 22 different guys every day while living with him.

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@SpicyThylacine Yes you are because normies ruin everything.
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Am I the only one who actually wants furries to be mainstream and "normal" and doesn't see an issue with it
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How your dad looks at you when you forget HIS email password
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