Dan

love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful

Nobody: Black people: don’t cut the name on the cake 😂😂😂

I wish more Autism Parents knew that their child's picky eating, stimming, hyperactivity, and inability to focus are really brain inflammation, gut dysfunction, toxic overload, and nervous system dysregulation.

Can someone who has betrayed your trust ever truly become loyal again?

I always overpack, I like to pack "just incase" outfits.

when you're stalking someones account & accidentally like their photo

A teacher breathe ever smelt so bad u didn't even want help no more? 🤮😭

that bd bm shit sound like a living nightmare to me

pls bring toxic masculinity back cus why i show up to a date and me and him was wearing the same shirt

Savage 😭

FUCK him good in private and walk right past him in public 🤧🤷

I hate when someone makes me turn mean like damn gang I was a pocket full of sunshine till you did that

Michael Jackson sang 'They Don't Care About Us' long before he became the living example of it. The bigger question is: was he warning us about the world, or about what was coming for him?

You start seeing people differently when you stop focusing on who they say they are and start paying attention to how they’ve actually treated you. It hits even harder when you realize how much you tolerated just to keep the peace, avoid conflict, or keep them around.

talk to her while you eating her pussyy & watch her make a pool

I love niggas that always wanna suck your boobs for no reason....

Women who intentionally created slower, softer lives… what did you remove first?

Slang is so funny You cooked = great You are cooked = terrible

Avoidants will start thinking & staring hard at someone they are attracted to looking for any FLAW so that they can justify walking away.

Life just betta when you are in your own world.

"I'm not angry, just disappointed" goes deeper than any bite ever could