jess

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jess

@itstaetwt

if I look tired it’s bc I am | rare twitch streamer | 28

Entrou em Eylül 2020

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jess@itstaetwt·11 Şub

Guy I hooked up w last night has 1k+ hours on TF2. If he can do it, anyone can. Don’t give up gamers, get laid 💪🏻

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amene@iamnotamene·1d

i like talking to immortal eboys instead of radiant ones because there’s slight sense of insecurity that exists within them whenever they can’t reach radiant that makes them easy

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😂@coutynho·1d

"le e-sex on est d'accord ça compte pas dans le body count ?????????????"

clo💌@muraiyakuno

le e-sex on est d’accord ça compte pas dans le body count ?????????????

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رؤى@rznaras·3d

Lauren@decent_shittalk

If you think data centers are using all the water wait till you find out about farms

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Pleb Capital@plebcapital·5 Nis

Caboolture, Queensland

VIEW@viewsoff

Tuscany, Italy

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jess@itstaetwt·6 Nis

Asleep me has worked out how to turn my alarm off without telling awake me - it’s gg

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shark@shrkvnm·3 Nis

sorry babe, can we esex later? i have comp to play :/

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jess@itstaetwt·4 Nis

I gave my email to one of those TikTok ad writers bc I got sucked into one of her stories about a cheerleader and her cheating quarterback boyfriend (she stays w him 😒). But now, I randomly get updates on new stories she’s writing and this is today’s.

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Pain Depression & Anxiety@ILLUMINUSNUMBx·2 Nis

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christian@wooftuah·2 Nis

"get a load of this guy" i've been trying to bro

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jess@itstaetwt·31 Mar

This is so funny I can’t explain

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saki 🦋@_httpssakura·30 Mar

e-sex this, e-sex that, what about being e-preciated

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jess@itstaetwt·31 Mar

Wine Hope Anal

shipz ✧@heyshipz

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

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jess@itstaetwt·31 Mar

My Clanker cock kiwi pineapple rn

Klara@klara_sjo

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

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jess@itstaetwt·31 Mar

All these chemicals and shit in our fresh produce and you’re telling me I can’t get off-season mandarins??????

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Feelings ღ@hurtingtextmsgs·29 Mar

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shelby@thetrueshelby·29 Mar

That’s a Polly Pocket you dumb bitch.

Lila Rose@LilaGraceRose

These are the feet of a 10-week-old unborn baby taken in 1970 You can see 10 tiny toes, two distinct legs, and feet. These children are not “just a clump of cells” They are developing human beings made in the image of God.

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a broken soul@abrokensouI·30 Mar

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i am cat ✂️@catb0icarti·29 Mar

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

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