Timmy turner™🐐

Surgeons that pray before commencing surgeries>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Every Sunday Pastors go Just dey shade Doctors for Pulpit unprovoked. Abeg naaa☹️☹️☹️

whatsapp putting the archived chats section on top of the screen is so fucking useless

I’ll gladly take Chelsea missing out on top 4 if it means Arsenal end this season trophyless.

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter. I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.

the best reply to the fake moon landing theories😂

The greatest comeback in history.

Tag that House officer that is a chief in setting IV lines 🙂 #medical #houseofficer #medicaldoctor #doctor

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

Lol, you're one last sneeze closer to a disastrous end.

Patient : Good morning Doctor Me : Good morning sir! What complaints do you have today? Patient : I want to flush my system Me :

@OsafanmenI Ahhhh😂😂😂 Nawa ooo

lmaooooooo That one consultant for UBTH go dey convulse by now

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it. I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things. Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit. Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially. Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t. So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it. Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them. This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it. A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival. That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it. Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life. God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.

Reducing what goes on in a boy’s head on his birthday to fake maturity is an evidence to how insensitive the other gender can be to a boy, many times even in relationships. For boys, a lot of expectations are attached to age While birthday is a call for studio photoshoot for some for many boys, new age is a reminder of the apartment of their own that they should have had It’s a reminder that they are getting too old to be where they’re financially, academically and relationship wise etc On a normal day a boy could just sit and start thinking of how to move forward in life, that thinking is more intense on a birthday So if they don’t send a picture of themselves as broadcast to all contacts on WhatsApp group for a repost, it’s not a flex They are grateful for life, but when they have something truly worth celebrating they won’t hold back It’s not fake maturity, we are usually on a date with reality and reality is not friendly.

@jfash_fi @Thazhigilla_ You deserve a proper follow. 👊🏽🫱🏽‍🫲🏿🔥🔥🔥

@Thazhigilla_ OAU boss.

#MedTwitter, Who can correctly identify the points labelled A to E?

😭 When I returned home from training yesterday, my girlfriend ,well, now my ex-girlfriend💔asked me to join her on the couch. I already had a sinking feeling; the look on her face, combined with the glass of wine and whisky on the table, signaled that something was wrong. She offered me a drink, but I refused. I wanted to keep a clear head for whatever was coming next. She told me she was breaking up with me, claiming she hadn’t been happy for two years. I was completely blindsided. How can someone stay with you for that long, build so many memories, and say "I love you" when they don’t actually mean it?

I felt like I wasn't getting the full story, so I asked if there was someone else. After a long pause, she said yes. When I asked if she had cheated, she admitted to that as well. I felt sick to my stomach. It turns out it happened at the festival she attended with a guy who was supposedly there to look after her. My fears became a reality not that something happened to her, but that she chose to do this willingly.

The most ridiculous part was her claim that they "fell in love" and it "just happened." Cheating doesn't just happen, you don't accidentally fall into a physical betrayal. I feel sick writing this right now because we were intimate immediately after she returned from that festival. 💔

ARTEMIS II🚨: In the mission, the 4 astronauts will travel 400,000 km from Earth, which would be the farthest any human has ever gone in all of humanity.