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@machinelera I haven’t read the book yet, but I’m looking forward to seeing the movie this weekend 😊

Жалкое подобие / неповторимый оригинал

oh boy i accidentally spilled coffee all over my computer!! ah the boss is gonna chew me out for this one. plus i'm gay as well

@machinelera Half of my family live in Northern Ireland. The people there are great and it’s super pretty 😌

Идея для отпуска би лайк: блин, жалко что уже досматриваю этот классный сериал про Северную Ирландию, теперь придется ехать туда, потому что хочется чтобы все вокруг говорили с таким же акцентом и словечками)

@machinelera Smashing it, mate! 💪

Прошел почти год, но из-за того, что за это время я потеряла работу, закончила отношения и переехала в новую страну - с апреля по конец сентября спортом я занималась крайне паршиво) зато смогла взять себя в руки и за последние 3 месяца с тренером добилась некоторых результатов

@koriukina_v Where to next? 👏

Запланировала отпуск с лучшей подругой☺️🙌 Пока даже ничего не произошло, но я рада предвкушению

@MightyMack03 Serious question but if they wanted no trace of the program, why did they allow the car to be put in Gran Turismo?

Crazy fact about this. When Nisaan shut the program down, they made all the crew guys return any team apparel they were given. Jackets, hats, shirts, driver suits, etc. Even the drivers had to give their helmets back. Nisaan wanted no trace of this program left.

@larry_dgreat @Vinod_r108 @nocapmedia That won’t make it past security

@Vinod_r108 @nocapmedia A pair of scissors ✂️ will do the needful

Bro

@notgwendalupe Idk how anyone can hate on this. They never took themselves seriously so neither should you. It’s just goofy fun.

14 years ago, LMFAO released 'Party Rock Anthem'

@LloydCymru Sydney. It’s downright lifeless and sterile.

For those of you who have travelled places… Where is the most disappointing place you’ve ever been? A place you had high hopes for but came out feeling underwhelmed or downright depressed? I’ll start. Brussels, Belgium.

@koriukina_v They went from Molndal, Sweden > Malmo, Sweden > Koln, Germany > Paris, France, Louisville, USA > Honolulu, USA > Sydney, Australia > Perth, Australia 🥾 I’ll have to take a photo of them, they’re made by Nudie. I like this brand for a few reasons I’ll explain with the photo 😄

@jacobjbeattie I’d like to now see the jeans and the route 😂

Моя виза в Юкей путешествовала по Европе больше чем я за этот год)

@koriukina_v There were a few good reasons to buy them, but I didn’t expect the journey they took to be so adventurous 😅

@jacobjbeattie Damn 😂 Did you really need these overseas jeans so much?

@koriukina_v It wasn’t a missionary, that’s for sure

Кто это придумал?)

@dbrand The most offensive thing of all is that it wasn’t even funny, what a lame way to blow $10k out of the marketing budget

Well that escalated quickly. 1. Yes - we made fun of a guy's name. It was a huge fumble. 2. We apologized to him directly and offered him $10,000 as a gesture of goodwill. 3. We've been poking fun at customers on social media for over a decade now. We're not going to stop, but maybe next time you'll be the one who gets $10,000.

@shivaye01 @zerochills Just reverse into the driveway or buy a car with rear cross traffic alert radar?

@zerochills Car driveway rotator. Apparently the home owner found it difficult to reverse out into the busy road.. 😅

This man is pure evil

@historyinmemes Imagine how many highways we can build on it

NASA found a super-Earth that is 30 to 70 percent bigger than Earth. This world orbits inside the habitable zone (suitable for life).

@AmusingElon @Kyrinker @AlaskaAir This is like trying to say that your local taxi company built the cars they use…

@Kyrinker @AlaskaAir This is what happens when you delete too many parts. Points for trying, @AlaskaAir but copying Tesla's playbook of deleting parts is not as easy as they make it look. "The best part is no part." ~ Elon Musk (caution: true only most of the time). 😉

@koriukina_v Yeah, I use the translate function and I can tell it’s not doing it 100% properly, but I find it easy to fill in the gaps with some interpretation 😄 I can tell when there is slang used and piece together in my mind what it could mean in context of the post.

@jacobjbeattie Count me in. Actually, it really impresses me how you fully understand all of my tweets written in Russian, cause I often use slang that I’m not sure Twitter translates correctly 😄

Делала BeReal каждый день в 2023, чтобы он мне красивую видюху под конец года сделал, как в 2022 году, когда я только в ноябре начала этой фигней заниматься, а они свой recap решили в какой-то дурацкий формат сториз запилить(