James Lepine

Burger King spent a lot of money last night to try and pull a 2010 Dominos, “Hey, we used to suck, but now we’re good again!” The only problem? The Whopper has never been - and will never be - good.

Rufus Wainwright walked so Dove Ellis could run

Top 20 Albums This Year: Cameron Winter Ruston Kelly Bon Iver Geese Tobias Jesso Jr. Dijon Rosalía Ryan Davis Matt Berninger Momma Youth Lagoon Caamp Madison Cunningham Madi Diaz Medium Build Wednesday Racing Mount Pleasant Great Grandpa Water From Your Eyes Algernon Cadwallader

@PabloTorre “am I emotionally maturing or am I neurally degenerating?” sent me

@dissectpodcast @ringer impossible to pick but top three is: blonde TPAB twisted fantasy

Here’s the finalists for Best Album of the 21st Century heading into tomorrow’s finale of Last Song Standing: To Pimp A Butterfly Lemonade Madvillainy Blonde Discovery Twisted Fantasy MMLP A Seat At The Table Which one should win it all?

@DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz in case you want the deep dive on Clear… overcast.fm/+AAYs-siO4iY

@ProFootballTalk that’s definitely the plan

I know it's hard to deny yourself something you love, but if I was a Cowboys fan I would boycott the team this year.

@AdamSchefter can u please stop

Micah Parsons is one of only 3 players to record 12+ sacks in at least 4 of the last 5 seasons. And at just 26 years old, he’s being traded away from the Dallas Cowboys.

I’ve been a Cowboys fan my whole life. I’m done. In fact, I am now a Packers fan. I want the Cowboys to feel the pain of their stupidity. Brock Purdy came to our church recently, so I’ll be a 49ers fan too.

@AdamFriedland @PabloTorre “you remember mookie blaylock?” got me

@rheyduck @AJWTheology haha. nope, it’s more my nieces and nephews who i’ve heard it from :)

@AJWTheology @jameslepine Two of my (adult) children live in Fort Worth and I’ve never heard that kind of talk from them.

My two boys on seeing me in a suit just now: 16yo: Man, that drip is S-tier. 9yo: That drip is hard, famalam. Is that good? Bad? Other?

jam bands 🤝 spirit-led worship

@BillSimmons luke garza slander

The Rockets have 3 starting centers and the Celtics have Neemias Queta. Might start drinking.

@BillSimmons emergency pod

The Nuggets just got Cam Johnson and Bruce Brown and ESPN’s TV producers are like, “Yo, can you guys do a second Lakers segment?” 😂😂😂😂

@CruzKayne “what’s his name? we can zoogle it” sent me 🤣 overcast.fm/+ABBDX5NLJEs cc @PabloTorre @katienolan

@johnlepine a go to move in this house

breakfast for dinner: cliche. tired. millennial. cringe. Dinner for Breakfast... Bold. Daring. Lordly. Dionysian.

@DavidPSamson @PabloTorre my credit score is 815

.@PabloTorre’s podcasts are like an Apple presentation… but three times a week. “but wait, there’s more” overcast.fm/+ABBDX7pht8o

read “tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow” and remembered that the invitation to friendship starts with play. ivy and mckinley hit the beach ball back and forth for an hour and now they can’t stop talking.