jumi

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jumi

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nc - nyc Entrou em Haziran 2016

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jumi@jayoruba·3 Nis

theglitch³@guwopsuge

Gimme a dump folks

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maMvelase ❤️@Nocylove123·3d

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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Zito@_Zeets·5d

Manhattan is so great if you want to see people who have never walked on a sidewalk or in public before. Fully grown human beings who have no spatial awareness or sense of direction.

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😒@4irefly·9 Nis

hello ???

Greensboro Police Department@GSO_Police

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

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Rational Aussie@rationalaussie·7 Nis

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

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tey@filmocholic·4 Nis

an actress simply born for horror

Netflix@netflix

No one does it like Victoria Pedretti

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lxy ☆@organicshorty·3 Nis

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

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pink pilates princess💗@KUNTAKUNTY·3 Nis

Ok cuz we was wondering

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Saad@lolnvmtho·2 Nis

I like people who take lots of pictures and actually post on their Instagram Story

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anti@misstinataurus·27 Mar

Twerking is definitely a skill that you have to use or you gon lose it

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·23 Mar

‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ Season 2 is officially going to happen. “We’re all working towards it. It’s just that we want to make it real, and we need the material.” (Source: collider.com/it-welcome-to-…)

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َ@882k16·16 Mar

@damsonidrisnews don’t mind him he’s just Nigerian

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𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒@kiruti·13 Mar

Slept 4 hours yesterday like a Deloitte employee

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Stoop_Kid@SK_Stoop202·11 Mar

@wyd_stan 'Beat it chick' Twitter about to eat this shit up

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Lex P🪬@LexP__·10 Mar

The fact that she still went 😭

Whemïmor@hy_wemmy

A friend of mine has a date tonight. She wore high heels, a silk dress with a matching tiny bag. The guy texted her to “remind” her to bring her CARD because they will be splitting the bill. She immediately changed into sneakers, jeans and a top. I’m still laughing 😂

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jumi@jayoruba·10 Mar

🤏🏾

Lex P🪬@LexP__

If you move to LA, ATL, or New York and successfully follow your dreams. You’re exactly who you think you are 😭

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jumi@jayoruba·9 Mar

shit altered my brain chemistry 😹 in the most bittersweet way

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jumi@jayoruba·5 Mar

I love that people know to send me pictures of animals cause yeah

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Sav.@savonniee·1 Mar

I hate when I can tell someone gets their dating advice from social media

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Shezi@__Shezi·28 Şub

Acquaintance is such a great relationship space for me. We know each other. We like each other. Expectations are reasonable. We have a good time. There’s no anxiety of attachment to each other or the future. Why did acquaintance become a bad word and a lesser relationship?

DIME@dlathesis

Demoting friends back to acquaintances will free you! Treat people how they show up!✨

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