Jeromy Johnston

@ajajahahahjaaj Franklin Tambling impossible to beat

North not taking Watson will go down as the worst draft decision in afl history

7 turnovers from 12 disposals but 75% disposal efficiency #AFLFreoHawks

@Jaxweah 509

@damienmartyn Great stuff damo

This post is A BIG thank you to ALL my family, friends and so many other people who have reached out to me! On the 27th of December 2025 my life was taken out of my hands…when meningitis took over my brain, & unbeknownst to me I was placed into a paralysed coma for 8 days to help me fight this awful disease. And that I did! Fight that is!…. After being given a 50/50 chance of surviving, I came out of the induced coma 8 days later…not able to walk or talk. And yet 4 days after that, with the doctors in disbelief, I walked, I talked and proved to them all why I should be released from hospital to start my recovery. So happy to be home, to be able to put my feet in the sand on the beach and to start thanking all those people that reached out to me and my family in their unwaivering support. This experience has reminded me of how fragile life is, how quickly everything can change & how precious time is! There are so many wonderful people in this world … from paramedics (at Mermaid Waters Ambulance), doctors & nurses (at Gold Coast University Hospital) … to family, friends and people I didn’t even know. I feel like I met all these fantastic people in the past 3 weeks, or they reached out to me through messages of love and support. I am so grateful to you all. Thank you! 🙏 Bring on 2026 …I’m back! 💫

@hxxntrr Yeah banks are shit

Met a guy at a poker game who said he "borrows money for a living" Thought he meant loan shark shit Nope He takes $200-300K from banks every 18 months at 0% interest, uses it to buy assets, pays it back before they charge a penny, keeps everything he made He's done this 6 times. Net worth now: $4M+. Started with nothing but a 700 credit score The infinite capital loop: Here's what he explained between hands: Banks offer business credit cards with 0% APR for 12-18 months. They're hoping you'll carry a balance and pay 24% interest after the promo ends What they don't expect: someone who takes $200K, deploys it into something profitable, and pays it all back at month 17 His exact cycle: Year 1: Stack $200K in 0% business cards Year 1-2: Buy rental property / fund business / invest Month 17: Pay off cards from profits Month 18: Credit score rebounds Month 24: Do it again He bought his first rental with Chase's money. Cash flows $2,400/month. Paid Chase back $0 in interest Second rental: Amex money Third rental: Bank of America money Fourth rental: US Bank money Four properties. $9,600/month cash flow. Total interest paid to banks: $0 "Banks are the best business partners. They give you unlimited capital and ask for nothing but the principal back. If you're smart." He's not doing anything illegal. Just using promotional offers exactly as written The banks are betting you'll fuck up and pay interest He's betting they're wrong 6 cycles later, he's retired at 41 (I help you get up to $250k in 0% funding. DM me if you want to start your first cycle, must have a 700+ credit score)

200 on the board just get the single ashton ffs #BBL

@oelma__ No ice for my lemonade

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this refrigerator..

@Matt_Pinner 17

Only 4 for me. How about You?

@itsrosesm Gwyneth

@HawkEmDownChris Stone cold

Who’s your favorite wrestler of all time? 🤼‍♂️ A) The Rock B) Stone Cold Steve Austin C) Hulk Hogan D) The Undertaker E) Shawn Michaels F) Bret Hart G) John Cena H) Ric Flair I) Triple H J) Randy Savage K) Comment other wrestler ✍️

@itsrosesm Norman

What was your grandfather’s name? I’m looking for a vintage boy’s name. (Not Doris )

@VinnysCorner1 Shaq

Who was the best player in the NBA when you started high school?

@otokyo__ Fanta

I need a name for an orange kitten. Anything but Ginger

@AlTheBoss03 China

Name a place you have been to, but have no desire to visit again.

@elonmuskTN 99

@cwjreynolds Watching our B grade the other week. Opener head looking at the clouds, huge swing and loses his middle peg. As he is walking off, in coming batsmen "unlucky"

Maybe I’ve never noticed before, but I keep seeing/hearing batsmen getting out hitting shots straight to specifically placed fielders described as ‘unlucky’ and surely it isn’t at all?

Harris Andrews was best on. #AFLGrandFinal

Its a forwards boot not an attackers boot #aflpieslions

@stats_feed In Australia that's a coffee and a toastie, not tipping anything

Your bill is $39.82 how much you tipping the waitress?

@brizzle_britt @7NewsMelbourne Cunt was just late to work

@7NewsMelbourne Talk shit get hit!!

BREAKING: There has been a wild police chase across Melbourne from Dandenong to Point Cook, ending in a dramatic police takedown. The white van was seen dodging and weaving through traffic across the West Gate Bridge. #policechase #westgate #melbourne #breakingnews #7NEWS