justiin

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

fingers crossed that I am contacted by some gay people that want to dance tonight

@MediumSizeMeech Conveniiient

million dollar secret is back ooo I love shenanigans for cash

@ItsKennyAgain Congrats and happy belated love!

just finished the comeback s1 for the first time and I am 1000% gonna be aunt sassy for halloween

not the spider woman showing up to coachella

the shirt better be OFF !!!!!!!

miss blonde is def lippin tho

Susan Sarandon Coachella headliner IKTR

they should still let angel plan the trips

if yall don’t blow up this damn space porch

@Phil_Lewis_ Booooooooooooo

Kamala Harris said she’s considering another presidential run in 2028: “Listen, I might.” huffpost.com/entry/latest-u…

Trader Joe’s should sell cigarettes

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

oof amirite

did they defeat the moon yet?

This app yo 😭😭😭😭

as a society I think we are well over quota for drag queens