Goblin Corporativo Leandro Jocantaro (Shio)

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Goblin Corporativo Leandro Jocantaro (Shio)

@jocantarolean

para propósitos legales todo lo que twitteo es parodia o sátira

Entrou em Nisan 2018

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Goblin Corporativo Leandro Jocantaro (Shio)@jocantarolean·2 Mar

buen día GAMERS

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·2d

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·2d

how about that’s none of your business google rewards

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chaotic memes@memechaotic·15 Nis

Something's in the boxes.

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Goblin Corporativo Leandro Jocantaro (Shio)@jocantarolean·17 Nis

what did they mean by this

マクドナルド@McDonaldsJapan

チキンタツタ®に導かれ地上最強の男たちがやってくる・・・！

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Baki out of context@BakiOOC·16 Nis

On August 6th, lets all go to McDonalds and ask for the Baki Burger The look on the workers face will be awesome!

マクドナルド@McDonaldsJapan

チキンタツタ®に導かれ地上最強の男たちがやってくる・・・！

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·15 Nis

“hmmmm yes the employees do need a celery raise”

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·19 Mar

nature can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·17 Mar

to whom am i squeaking?

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Zach Fuller@zachtothefuller·17 Mar

I think @maximilian_ nailed generative AI right on the head

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·16 Mar

scientists are always putting mice in a situation

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MANTRUL@MANTRULcomics·11 Mar

Una vez, hace mucho tiempo, llegué a la ronda 4 de una entrevista laboral para una gran empresa internacional. Lo que me pidieron en esa ocasión fue sencillo: tenía que creer honestamente que 2+2=5. Después me llevaron a un cuarto donde estaba el terror absoluto

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Darth Erogenous@darth_erogenous·11 Mar

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·11 Mar

*nervously gulps* can i pet it

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naomi@lachancenaomi27·10 Mar

Self explanatory

✧@cessonmute

why is male country music like “hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles” and female country music is like “oops I killed my husband”

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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·24 Şub

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐SHRIMP ATTACK

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·24 Şub

the horrors persist, but so do i

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·24 Şub

why are they so mean to him :(

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vorpi@almadinamita·24 Şub

a mí me cambió tanto la vida que la imprimí y la pegué arriba del espejo

madeleine✶@pilatesgirly

life changing stuff

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Eric Tsymbal@EricTsymbal·17 Şub

LBO_Guy@The_Analyst_Lab

La verdad es que me fascina que la gente siga yendo al súper en vez de hacer la compra online y que la traigan a casa. El ahorro de tiempo es demencial. Quizás explique por qué el 90% de la gente tampoco automatiza las cosas repetitivas que hace en el curro.

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Goblin Moder@mischiefanimals·18 Şub

ladies watch out this is how they move

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Male penguin stole a pebble from the female and presented the same pebble to her as gift.

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