Johnny Bow

Probably more accurate for @realDonaldTrump

K Pop Belfast Ma's are as raging as the time Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor went to see New Kids on the Block

Donald Trump being presented with a trophy of a minor.. No surprise there

Watching the Winter Olympics It's great to see Americans going up against ICE and coming out on top

If any newspapers want to buy some headlines off me, they're £20 each. Please see below. Pedo Mandelson Peter Scandal-son Pedo Scandal-son

I have a friend who transitioned at the start of January New Year, Naomi

Spoiler for tonight #TraitorsUK

First Nicolás Maduro, now Ruben Amorim, no one is safe these days.

At least this time we don't have to question the age of the stripper.

I hope they play Simply The Bestos

"Donald Trump rejects intelligence" Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

It's bad enough Coca-Cola are doing the name thing again, but now M&S are getting involved.

Apparently the final straw for Trump was when Elon Musk removed him from his top friends on Bebo

This feels like if the Make-A-Wish Foundation did European cup finals. #EuropaLeague

I get why Donald Trump’s so obsessed with tariffs.. O2’s been charging me one for 15 years and it’s never once been fair or reciprocal.

RIP George Foreman Apparently death was offered to Hulk Hogan first but he turned it down

Conor McGregor representing Ireland is like Prince Andrew representing the NSPCC

Donald Trump has stopped sending intelligence to Ukraine. If only someone could start sending intelligence to Donald Trump.

Making jokes about someone's son is completely Barlow the belt.

I get Sinn Fein trying to prove that they’re better than the British government, but do they really need to try to screw more minors than Margaret Thatcher?