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@DiscussingFilm If you didn't notice who the barman was then this shit isn't for you bro

The new trailer for ‘MORTAL KOMBAT 2’ has been released. In theaters on May 8.

@DiscussingFilm Quan CHI and Ed boon in the same trailer

@implausibleblog Always a reporter there

Sky News report from Lebanon, Emergency responder one, "It was the devil (who did this). People were burning" Emergency responder two, "I didn't know if I was in Gaza or Beirut. It was a disaster" Emergency responder one, "As you put a piece of burger on a grill, people were grilled" Sky News, "Israeli military say they specifically targeting Hezbollah" Emergency responder one, "There is no Hezbollah in Beirut" "If now, there were Jewish people here injured, and they need our help, we'll help them" "Our message is peace" "This area has food and beverage, and clothes. There's no military here" "Beirut is under government authority" "There is no Hezbollah here"

@LJoe140404 Photoshop

I think my head is about to explode, £5.70 for a single pack of fucking biscuits 😂😳

@sirminzy Vibes atrocious there

Nicki Minaj is only “cancelled” on X lmao true story, the people outside of X LOVE NICKI MINAJ!!!

@AbcAbc347433 @AkkadSecretary They'll just rent it to universal credit claimants with the government paying the subsidies which you subsequently pay for from your tax

@AkkadSecretary Lol you see this with house listings as well, they are going to be shitting themselves in a couple of years when they realise nothing will be selling because nobody wants to by a terraced house in a shit neighbourhood priced several times more than it's worth.

If you go to a car dealer and don't buy immediately, They insist these cars will sell by tomorrow because they are so in demand, then spend the next month calling and emailing you every 2 hours pleading that you buy it.

@GBPolitcs Hearing this news is dire straits

🚨NEW: Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz

@ALTJOURNALISMUK @MainStandULTRAS What about the stock they bought ar a cheaper price before the war? Surely the price would have stayed lower for a while

@MainStandULTRAS They have to sell the stock which they purchased at the higher price, once the new stock come in you'd like to assume it would go down, but we'll see

Morrisons £1.89 for diesel. I thought the oil price reacted immediately? It certainly did the minute the war broke out.

@Zazaprimono @TheAthleticFC He played well tonight despite conceding 5 goals

@TheAthleticFC He's going to be a legend. Glad he chose home.

Wrexham goalkeeper Arthur Okonkwo has had his international allegiance switch from England to Nigeria accepted by FIFA. The 24-year-old was born in London to Nigerian parents and has represented England at youth level from under-15 to under-18. Okonkwo has made 42 appearances in all competitions for Wrexham this season, keeping 11 clean sheets. More from @nnamdionye bit.ly/3PQi1nb

@lizzbeaan No kyle and beck no party

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

@antonyjmccann @KeithDobso65364 @TonyMac67s Agree, he's lived the streets but doesn't mean he can't be brainwashed.

@johnpeterjames @KeithDobso65364 @TonyMac67s One understands the streets the other wouldn't last two minutes.

Billy can’t handle the truth 😂

@EricLDaugh Way off with this tweet. They are protecting their country.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran is now forming HUMAN CHAINS in front of a power plant in Kazerun in a bid to dissuade President Trump’s strikes come 8PM They even invited children to attend. This is evil and disgusting. Iran views their people as meat shields!

@GaelicRoadSign They're both idiots played by the sake system

That's absolutely phenomenal. Wee guy is a belter.

@Arsenal Trossard wrong choice if we are gonna play on the break. There's no way wr are going to attack on front foot in the first leg

🔵 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔴 🧤 Raya starts in goal 🧱 Gabriel makes 250th appearance ⚡️ Trossard out wide Let’s do this, Gunners 👊

@w_bravel @Ham_zee111 There's 2 preliminary rounds, 4 qualifying rounds and 8 rounds proper making 14 rounds.

@Ham_zee111 I'm also wondering

Wait, there were 747 clubs participating in FA Cup?

@Kalshi_Culture Photoshopped to hell. She never had tits like that

Uma Thurman at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party (2002)

@1872David_ Take that Facebook nonsense elsewhere

Imagine travelling from Wales to Glasgow to watch Rangers and finding out your wife’s been shagging the local dealers whilst you and your son away Absolutely not a chance I’d be posting that over social media pure shown up 🤣

@MykulGoon @ChampionsLeague @SportingCP We won't attack in this leg we will sit back and wait for the 2nd leg which might be our downfall

@ChampionsLeague @SportingCP Arsenal at Sporting 🙄

Sporting CP at home 💪 #UCL

@TouchlineX Ick

@TouchlineX That statement would give me the icm

🚨🗣️ Georgina Rodríguez in her documentary: “I was a waitress, I was a cleaner, I was a shop assistant… and now I'm the f*cking boss.”