john watson

@ChessieCB @TheSpiderShop Another sleepless Christmas eve waiting for Santa to come in the morning!! Barry

2 new spoons are now being delivered on the 8th not the 22nd! @TheSpiderShop thank you!

@ChessieCB But the thing is Chess is that Cartel is still alive!!! You are now a professional tarantula keeper. B

@johnwatson17543 I was surprised to see them there. Guarantee when I go to check on them again. Little one has moved -.-

Thought Cartel was burrowed under the log... Went to fill the water bowl and moved it. Found the little shit underneath it.

@ChessieCB Not a single brain cell at home. No surprise then!!! B

*shows Cartel's enclosure* "omg you're growing dope - i'm gonna report you" Me: "there's a tarantula in there you twat"

@ChessieCB @TheSpiderShop Looks great Chess. B

Cartel meet Twitter. Twitter meet Cartel. My beautiful dinky super tiny Mexican Red Knee Tarantula! Thanks @thespidershop for this beauty. Can't wait for this little one to grow!

@ChessieCB You might just shed your skin and turn into a tarantula!!!

Last day of being 37 and I'm at work.... However tomorrow is me day and officially tarantula day!

@ChessieCB Especially Rib Eye Steak!!!!!!

FOOD

@ChessieCB First man and woman? Well who was their hairdresser then! Spookily like Myra and Jimmy Savile. I wonder if they ever met in real life?

Erm.........

@ChessieCB Your safe Chess,safe!! Shows deep down just how strong you really are. B

Update: I'm now out and safe from the abusive house I had to leave. I shall start streaming soon again on Stripchat - so I shall you lot soon!

@ChessieCB You was on great form that night too Chess. You handled him so well though!!!

"You're as miserable as you look" <---- BEST COMPLIMENT EVER! After I told him my pussy spread is 250 tokens not the 24 tokens he tipped.

@ChessieCB Not again you did it again. NNNOOOO. You should have come to me though. Barry

Guess who has just spent £485 on a new laptop as she spilt coke yet again on her one that's not even a year old. Oh yeah me <---- time to raise £485 by camming again.

@ChessieCB Your very welcome Chess. Glad you like them. Take care Barry

Thank you John for my book and my dress! So excited to read this!