Johnny

30 - November 19

We’re contributing $1 million to the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team Players Association to support the players' fight for equal pay and we’ll match contributions up to an add’l $250K. Kick in at kickinforequalpay.com #KickInForEqualPay @USWNTPlayers. Video by @toldrightco

The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.

She’s a day early and Lizzo got rescheduled, but it’s the thought that counts

My mom asked if I was celebrating today and then sent me a link to a lizzo concert, what an ally #pride

Hello. You can now get medical AND dental for only 59.99 a month

People always talk about banana flavored things being gross, but nobody talks about how nasty anything mango flavored is even though the fruit is top tier

If the video has someone yelling “I got that on video!!” in it I’m instantly uninterested

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The 28 oz limón perino is superior to the same flavor in the 32 oz bottle

That’s not an invitation into my home though

I had blood drawn today and in February and both times they had to poke me 4 (four) times to get any blood I dare a vampire to try and get me

Hey idiot, didn't you get the memo. There are no clouds today

I’ve had the same accounting professor since September and I don’t know how tall he is

@jpmull321 I love this ENERGY!!!! 😩

Lime green is my new color nobody can tell me anything in a lime green shirt

America is a place where people are infinitely more suspicious about what the $1 they gave to an unhoused person will be used for than they are about the trillion dollars we give to "defense spending" every year.

Mimos and McDonald’s breakfast at the office today that’s employee appreciation