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@CockyFreeman @SportsBelleChel @ScreamMovies I was wondering what the cake lady thought when I was telling her the quote I wanted.
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@Roosterpiss1 @SportsBelleChel It's not ying yang Twinkies Don!
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Hear me out. What if everybody was told to BYOB/snacks to the wedding reception, in like a fun cute picnic-y sort of way, BUT THEN the reception turns out to be a Ying Yang Twins concert AND you didn't even have to sit through the wedding at all
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@SportsBelleChel I feel both seen and attacked at the same time!
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And this is how 50+ men flirt
Come over at 5
I'll cook you a steak
We can listen to records and do a submarine puzzle
(true story)
Marie🧚@glitchu__
this is how men 25+ flirt
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@SportsBelleChel Correction two Reese's in my mouth, two in my right hand and chelles ass in my left hand
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Oof. Could never be my man. His idea of peace is a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in one hand and my ass and the other.
A 🇦🇪@tutututuulip
a man's idea of "peace" is often just a woman silently tolerating his disrespect.
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Trying to get the wedding playlist together for the DJ. The must-haves and the do not plays. My list is sweet shit from our dates early on, concerts we've been to, hip hop so people can dance, and romantic/fun classics. His list is Steel Panther, KIX, and Pink Pony Club.
Help.
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@Raaaaaaaandyyy @SportsBelleChel So many classics to choose from! Nothing screams romance like Asian hooker
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@kethdredd @SportsBelleChel I mean, Community Property IS a love song after all 😂😂
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@Raaaaaaaandyyy @SportsBelleChel In my defense the steel panther song I chose was 1987 which for them is pretty mild. Personally I want gangbang at the old folks home
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@SportsBelleChel Im going to be no help here cause I totally love the idea of Steel Panther being thrown in 😂😂
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@SportsBelleChel I mean who doesn't want steel panther at their wedding 😂
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@SportsBelleChel I live for the unhinged notes. If security ever opens my lunchbox...
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This guy SUCKS.
When I pack K's lunch for work, I put the most unhinged sticky notes in his lunchbox because I know he has to go through security and they will read it.
They're gonna know that A. I'm fucking crazy and B. I love my man and idgaf
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
You gotta be a real miserable sack of shit to be embarrassed by this
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@SportsBelleChel The weinermobile was pretty big also!
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Me and Keith went on a weekend trip not too long after we started dating. We stumbled upon the Wienermobile in the middle of absolute nowhere. Not a soul around. Just us and the big weenie. It was magical.
WACH FOX@wachfox
The iconic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile made a stop in West Columbia on Thursday, drawing residents to City Hall for free hot dogs and games. bit.ly/4dgWo90
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Today years old when I learned of the Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876. Be very careful Googling that btw
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Politely requesting that Mets pitchers do absolutely NOTHING other than pitching or standing on the mound during the WBC k tnx.
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Jefry Yan leaped into the air after all three of his strikeouts as he closed out the Mets win over Nicaragua today
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babe I have Delta points let's go @kethdredd
tristan@britneyvinyl
The #Scream7 premiere is set to take place in Los Angeles on Wednesday, February 25th. Neve Campbell has 2 tickets up for auction, currently at $3,500 via Charity Buzz. The prize includes 2 tickets to the premiere, after party & a meet & greet.
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@KahrsJeffreyW @SportsBelleChel The plastic bag over the foot kills the fantasy Geoff
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@SportsBelleChel you thought about being in the shower with me, didn't you?
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ceiling *and* wall mounted shower heads will change your life but this is definitely accurate
Tommy Siegel@TommySiegel
my most-liked comic of the year. felt like this one awakened something new in the discourse
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@MarcInWeCO Meanwhile the entire state of Kennesaw is in mourning.
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@SportsBelleChel Goes right next to the 1969 ACC champs banner!
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If my fiance thinks I won't hang this shit in the dining room, he is mistaken
Big Knick Energy@BigKnickEnergy_
For the Knicks fans who want the banner. Now you can have it in your own home. Available now.
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@mcuban just curious on your opinion on how malpractice insurance and drug advertising affects healthcare costs. Can you quantify it in any way?
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