erika knowles

@hellaellachill check your inbox pls dude

@sherylunderwood e

is renee zellweger alright? i feel like someone should check on her.

"No one wins the billion dollar challenge", says DUKE! #killingTupacagain #myeyeballsfeellikesweating @quickenloans

Office for the rest of the evening. #bimini #seaplane instagram.com/p/fitVFENo2k/

are black people allowed to use the word "exhausting" to describe everything yet?

this person who invented Kosher lube is a jewnius

i bet no one believes the black guy when he's by himself and says he's in #maroon5. #whoknew #blackbandmemberproblems?

I hope this goes in for its penis enlargement surgery before I have to get on it.

I really want to like just one Tyler Perry movie. I do.

with duke out, it only seems right that a lez should be rooting for wichita state Shockers in this final four. #Shockers

i want to have sex with the show #Scandal. that's the sentence i am writing and feeling and i'm okay with that.

UNC flails, duke prevails. a prittie prittie prittie lovely sunday. #bluedevils #marchmadness #scurdforfriday

Pat has got to be the most unsexy of unisex names. Riley's and Taylor's and Sawyer's and Parker's and River's scoff at Pat

Note to my black brethren today: it's valentiNes not valentimes. Aks somebody. #valentimes #strenf

"I'm an investment banker" #ThingsItsSomehowCoolForABlackPersonToSayProudlyButNotAWhitePerson

so we've all collectively decided not to mention the excess saliva strings in Keira's mouth in Anna Karenina, right

How much can an actor really celebrate if they got cast for a cold sore commercial? ...like what's the type there

Lighting. @zero1mtl instagr.am/p/T_mO_StoyG/

got accidentally poked on the neck on my non-adams-apple and think i felt the too-far-point of what autoerotic asphyxiation must be like