Kt Schaefer the enby Witch-King of Minneapolis 🐈

I am now on bluesky and if/when I get invites I'm bringing all the awesome people I know with me. Find me there at ktschaefer bsky social

@Lulamaybelle coming out of my twitter haitus just for this joke 😆🤣

….Slowed down/ ominous/ demented cover of “Singing In The Rain” plays….

@aandeandval It was such a shit day. Sending you hugs.

After a few years of being a pescatarian I am returning to the way of poultry eating. It's my first Popeye's order and as a dedicated @theflophousepod fan I have to order the @ElliottKalan special. 3 piece mild, red beans and rice, and a biscuit. Swear I got that right?

anytime i see one of these “lgb without the t” gays i think about the “association of german national jews,” a group of jews who stayed loyal to hitler hoping it would keep them in his good graces and after a few years he was like nice try! and put them all in concentration camps

@dankmccoy I remember fervently collecting those Tom and Jerry jam jars as a kid and eating extra PB&J sammies to empty them out as quickly as possible so I could use them for my milk. Turns out that was a bad idea!

@danirat I love it and sympathize. My sons doggo, at 4 years old, still doesn't know what a fart is. Everytime she farts she gets up and moves away with a very disturbed look on her face.

@adhdjesse never. it's my justification.

When are night owls supposed to work out?

Also...el0n sucks. it wasn't the greatest before this but he drove this site into the ground. And he is el van szarva.

I'm essentially no longer on Twitter. I deleted the app and now only check my laptop. So far? It's a positive choice! My feed was dark & made me sad. I was more cynical and upset than I should be, but I really miss the good people I met through Twitter. You all know who you are.

And this is why I am so proud to live in MN.

@danirat Marilu Henner was an early crush of mine. Her and Danny Devito in TAXI are so fun!

@danirat OMG, this is one of my favorite shows I discovered way too young both because of my parents watching reruns and my own love of Nick at Night. Time for a revisit?

Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre is the unknown inspiration for all the ghost YouTube videos for a god damned reason. Thomas Hardy's 'Mayor of Casterbridge' is a devestatingly ridiculous soap opera that is utterly engaging for how terrible all the players are.

So transparent that more than a month later conservatives are still Big Mad about world's largest beer company sending 1 custom beer can to a trans woman with a big IG following to engage with the LQBTQ+ customer base. As though AB isn't a huge sponser of many a Pride event.

@LeighMonsonPBF I did this about a week ago for the same reason and the only time I've really missed it is after watching Fool's Paradise. Then I remembered I don't want to hear The Discourse on that film and continued to be happy I uninstalled the app.

@danirat Congrats on maybe getting a step away from this place! When I get an invite I will find you!

@ashleylynch The separation and then the brutality with which the little girls are treated. She is just a year or two younger than Natashas age in the movie and had a 6 month old little sister. There were many tears and I had to reassure her the girls would both be fine and make it to the end