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Katelyn Vol

@kvolner

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Massachusetts, USA Entrou em Nisan 2009
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Katelyn Vol@kvolner·
@Spotify How come when selecting more than 1 song and choosing an action, it's only working for the 1 song you are hovered over and not all selected??
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Mike 📺
Mike 📺@michaelcollado·
Artists are canceling shows and tours because no one is buying tickets, but no one lowering ticket prices.
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Scott J@Scoots12·
I can't believe I'm not going to Zara Larsson this weekend 😭
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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𐌕@fwtimini·
The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.
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𐌕@fwtimini·
It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Tyler Bindi
Tyler Bindi@TripleNetTyler·
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm
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Lee
Lee@caseyleemoore·
I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened
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s k y e@SkyeAsiyanbi·
Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
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Pop Base
Pop Base@PopBase·
Zara Larsson earns her first #1 on the US Spotify chart with ‘Stateside’ with PinkPantheress.
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justin theroux’s hair plugs
justin theroux’s hair plugs@mcstardently·
He was getting too much good PR recently. Thank you Zara, we needed this
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