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😂😂 centel best writer since Larry David

USA: President: BSc (Econs) Vice Pres: BA (Pol Sci), JD Speaker: BSc (Bus Admin), JD Sec of State: BA (Pol Sci), JD Iran: President: Cardiac Surgery Specialist Vice Pres: PhD (Electrical & Comms Engineering) Speaker: PhD (Political Geography) Foreign Min: PhD (Political Thought)

If Southeast Asian expat hubs were honest about why people move there: 🇹🇭 Bangkok: "We have everything. Malls, temples, street food, nightlife. You'll never leave and you'll stop understanding why you would" 🇹🇭 Chiang Mai: "We're Bangkok's chill cousin. $800/month, co-working cafés, and nobody judges you for leaving your laptop there all day" 🇮🇩 Bali: "Instagram found us first. The vibes are real but so is the visa queue" 🇻🇳 Ho Chi Minh City: "We move fast, we're loud, the food is absurd, and rent is still $400. Come before that changes" 🇲🇾 Kuala Lumpur: "Muslim-majority, English everywhere, cheap as hell, and zero one talks about us. Our loss, your gain"

Sung Kang pulls up to undeground car meet in NYC 👀

A French general after learning of Trump’s plan to invade Iran and build a runway to fly out the uranium under active bombing: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings!!!”

@business chinese government tells companies what to do. US companies tell government what to do.

How a real country governs

@LegionHoops @Igotburners Notice how none of these were in the finals? 😭

LeBron James shares his top 3 highlights from his career: - Block on Andre Iguodala to save Game 7 of the Finals - Alley-oop poster on Jason Terry in Boston - Scoring the last 25 points to stun the Pistons in the 2007 playoffs (h/t @Igotburners)

The first name Darius seems popular among black Americans, Iranians, and Singaporeans.

@Phil_Lewis_ Tiger woods the moment he flipped his car 💀😭

I wish my foreign friends get to come to HK and try the various types of sausages we have, ideally in a claypot rice (see my big pic). I see people talking about dimsum, but the preserved food level is absolutely world class

An extremist group in Washington, DC has claimed credit for the terrorist attack on the Iranian bridge, promising further attacks on civilian infrastructure if its demands aren't met

Probably Tehran’s first miscalculation since the war began - expecting an average American to read and grasp a 4-page letter on a serious issue.

@manuel29real @sunQ_osrs @whatever Yeah man. What city was that asn guy in?

@manuel29real @sunQ_osrs @whatever Yep. I used to be in the spotlight section for hinge before I got banned. This bumble where depending on the city I get 300/month in nyc or 1000/first week in Hong Kong 500/week in Sao Paolo

Asian woman would rather date a black man than an Asian man?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas Dating Talk 287

@InferiorWhitoid @e5303_edits @sunQ_osrs @whatever 😭😭😭😭 it’s true man

@lastcallmax @e5303_edits @sunQ_osrs @whatever The Gen Z are the dumbest Gen ever. Talking about “getting bitches” but they can’t even make eye contact when they order fast food

"Be careful dating in the Philippines Many of these women will date expats But have another man on the side That's who they give their Real Love to"

@e5303_edits @sunQ_osrs @whatever I admit Youre an incel freak no friends, no bitches, no ball never on the apps bc you are a black pilled dysgenic lil bitch posting hypergamy charts as his excuse to why he can’t pull any bitches. AND lying abt my looks to make yo beta ass feel better 😂 I AM hypergamy 🖕🏼🙂

@lastcallmax @sunQ_osrs @whatever Atleast you agree I mog tf outta you, good boy

@e5303_edits @sunQ_osrs @whatever Millenials actually get pssy unlike your sorry ass 😂😂😂😂 Oh! And we also get Gen Z ass (You think I’m 5’7” getting matches like that? Nice of you bro)

@lastcallmax @sunQ_osrs @whatever Ok but your coping so hard we both know your ugly asf and I mog you to hell "lil bro" your prob 5'7 and 40 years old fucking loser millennial fuck off

@e5303_edits @sunQ_osrs @whatever Arguing with an anonymous profile of a basement freak was my mistake… Youre cooked lil bro. Maybe get on the apps if you’re wanted so bad?

@lastcallmax @sunQ_osrs @whatever mogged to hell and back