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@bakingmouseS2 @Fastestvessel ...do I have any other siblings I don't know about...?

@left_it_there @Fastestvessel Yes, and I hope you two get along very well!

It's rather late, but happy birthday to my precious eldest son @Fastestvessel and all other Sonics who celebrated their special day today ♪

@TheSunkyisreal hi.

[Sunky isn’t seeing enough parodies on his timeline] [Please reply if you’re a parody]

@LossXexe ...what do you mean...? ...surely you don't think I look normal, right...?

@left_it_there You do?

. . . let me guess . . . I don't look . . . "normal" . . . do I ?

@left_it_there Fuck you

[pokes your eyes] ha! now we're even.

@endtheguilt thank you! :D

@left_it_there I like it :D

Uhh guys, is there something wrong with my face?

@lostgeniusfox yeah, not so funny anymore, huh?

@left_it_there AH YOU FUCKER

@TheSegaMother ...I kinda wish I knew what I looked like when I was younger...

Look at my dear rewrite <3

@Fastestvessel @bakingmouseS2 ...okay...big brother...

@left_it_there @bakingmouseS2 eh you'll be fine!

@Lapastasecome @SpiderFox3000 @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 ...I had no way of escaping it...I wanted it to stop...so badly...

@SpiderFox3000 @left_it_there @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 A.exe: e...eh...eg.mh.....WHAT?!

Ok. So I made the list of how many times we all died in order: 🥇 :@left_it_there 🥈 :Metal Sonic 🥉 :@TripwireOM 4th: @Lapastasecome 5th: @ExeSl4yer64 6th(died only once): @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface 7th(never died): @blilver93359

@SpiderFox3000 @Lapastasecome @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 ...hopefully...

@left_it_there @Lapastasecome @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 Well. At least you don’t have to suffer anymore.

@Fastestvessel @bakingmouseS2 . . . I don't like the way you're smiling at me.....

@left_it_there @bakingmouseS2 We're gonna have LOTS of fun

@SpiderFox3000 @Lapastasecome @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 approximately. ...could be more...could be less...I died about once every 10 minutes...and if I stayed on the mountain for 10 years, then I would have died 5,256,000 times... but I could have been there for longer...or maybe not as long...

@Lapastasecome @left_it_there @TripwireOM @ExeSl4yer64 @lostgeniusfox @RebelCream @PetalsDollface @blilver93359 5,256,000.

@Fastestvessel @bakingmouseS2 ...heyyy...big bro...?

@left_it_there @bakingmouseS2 Oh hey there Lil bro

@Paras1t1cF0XY ...alright...if you're sure...

@left_it_there Bah! Don't be scared! Parasites are rare, and I am very sure that the assimilation thing is a myth! So your chances of experiencing that.. are definitely equal to 0! It sounds scary, but it's fake!! Not true! So don't ya worry your little head about it!!

Guys.. I tried talking to a fellow parasite.. I like him and he's really cool.. but he's AVOIDING ME LIKE I'M FIRE!! Is it because.. I'm.. ..ugly..???? Please tell me, AM I ugly?!

@Paras1t1cF0XY . . . ...I hope you're right... ...I think I have a new fear...

@left_it_there ..Satisfaction, maybe? The need for expansion? Maybe they just like how it feels. ... BUUUT HAHAH- AAALL that can't be real! All of what I just said is based on rumors and stories!! I PERSONALLY don't think parasites like that exist! We have better things to do than ASSIMILATE!

@Paras1t1cF0XY oh that's disgusting! why do they do that??

@left_it_there It's what we call assimilation. Picture this... A parasite disguising itself as its host. It lures or forcefully takes the hosts family and friends to its lair. Then it starts assimilating them. Merging their bodies into itself. Creating one.. big.. collection.. of flesh.

@Paras1t1cF0XY ...well that's a relief... ...they..merge their victims together??

@left_it_there What, ya thought I'm gonna kidnap every hedgehog that looks like you? NAAAH! I ain't that type of parasite! ... Although. Supposedly, there are parasites that kidnap their victims. And then they merge them all together. It isn't pleasant. Even I hope those rumors are fake.