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Sandwich ideas for beginners

Alexa play “my way” by frank sinatra

@draintedak my mom is a psychologist who studied apes in college and I tried talking to her about Teco but she only wanted to talk about how they resolve conflicts via sex lol

hate how some ppl think bonobos are just horny chimps

@queerbobdylan @NorthernIion_LP you gotta tap in to NL youtu.be/uWon5qjDMwY?si…

@NorthernIion_LP this is peak omg

holyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The return of climate politics in, like, 5 years is gonna be the mother of all returns of the repressed. People now asleep will wake up screaming

@obeast_rotund your mind

I love this game.. spirk tboy wrestling

Going out at night in Brooklyn from the Bronx people act like you traveled from out of state 😭😭😭

insane vinted find

Walking with Coelodonta

this is why magical realism thrives in Latin America

I’m the DJ at your son’s bar mitzvah and I’m really bad at it

@littlebear36_ @imissblackmidi

i got flashbanged in the middle of my game to fuck up my performance

people will tell you the accents in fargo are insulting then you meet anyone from upper minnesota or the dakotas and they all talk like this

@WEEABOO641 @NorthernIion_LP Nunca entenderás la magia que es que en tu isla se lie tú amigo con Donald trump

finally watched I saw the tv glow

My cousin in the bronx won’t get the ihop oxtail cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

That’s what we call cosmopolitanism baby, love the Yankees let’s go Yankees

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