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Then said: ‘Croydon where dreams are made of.’ Then: ‘We’re on the slightly better side of Croydon.’ Lolll.

Train driver just said… if you want the fastest way to get out of Croydon… run! 🙊

Just watched the first ep of Bait. It was fun. I love Riz Ahmed.

@prettyboots @walkers_crisps I noticed it first with the chicken ones then smoky bacon and thought surely cheese n onion is safe then had the worst crisp sandwich of my life. They just taste dry and tasteless.

@lightupvm @walkers_crisps Glad it's not just me. I posted this on Reddit and a hundred replies came back "they're just the same, nothing has changed" it's frustrating.

@walkers_crisps when you recently changed the packaging, did you also change the ingredients/recipe of your crisps? Bought a mulit-box recently and they taste completely different to old walkers and not for the better. 😞

@Hels_BB_Bels @walkers_crisps I’ve had to resort to the Asda meaty ones haha.

@lightupvm @walkers_crisps So sad to hear this you used to love the ole Chicken flavour back in the day 😔

All @walkers_crisps taste horrible now even the cheese and onion ones taste dry and flavourless and the chicken and bacon ones are inedible. 😬

Bad Surgeon on Netflix. Fucking hell.

Aldi now checking your bag (if u have another shopping bag on you) at the checkout. Not exactly making us feel warm and welcome… 🙄 look at your cameras and catch actual shoplifters and stop making your actual customers feel uncomfortable. It’s putting me off going there @AldiUK

Forrest is a treasure. #90dayfiance

Morrissey - The Monsters of Pig Alley (Official Music Video) youtu.be/wsq3ovBKxMY?si… via @YouTube

The world does not need another cover version of Maps.

@roar_offreedom @vitt2tsnoc I fancy him.

@vitt2tsnoc Theroux is a dorky weirdo. If he didnt have money he would be an incel himself.

JFYI men, Louis Theroux was the most attractive man in this documentary.

@DudeManBro1987 @Gadget440 Maybe he’s just older and can’t be bothered to humour stupid people anymore.

Louis never did that mocking, open mouth laugh in his old docs. I’ve noticed in two of these clips. It’s really off brand. His whole schtick was to calmly ask questions and impose his moral framework subtly. He used it for evil mostly, but it was effective. He’s lost his touch apparently.

Justin Waller tells Louis Theroux about his "one-way monogamous" relationship and thinks he upsets Louis... who laughs in his face.

I understand some people can’t pay for Netflix to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, so I thought I’d summarise it for you. There’s a bunch of slightly balding chubby-muscle men who look very divorced and they kind of strut around like an insecure flock of chickens, and they say some very silly stuff that maybe a 9 year old boy might say when hitting his sister with a truck. These men are not smart and they do NOT come across as smart. Then there’s these other men who are kind of probably a bit gay which is fine, we love a rainbow, and they are super into self care and beauty but have rebranded it looksmaxxing because obviously, women’s interests in aesthetics is ew. Also stupid men, but in a twinky way. All are very upset that they look stupid whenever their views are repeated back to them and the logic falls through the floor like a cartoon piano. You’re welcome.

@DanGheesling Put him back in the house @CBSBigBrother! 🍰

Today is Jerry’s 93rd birthday - still doing well :)

Well, this was a mistimed article in Heat.