Trev G Lyon

@Bobbybollocks2 🤣🤣

Can’t polish a turd

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@models_by_Russ Hey up! morning 👋😊

Good morning you lovely lot, It’s Wednesday. Hump Day. A phrase that sounded considerably more exciting in my younger years. These days it mostly means I’ve successfully navigated Monday and Tuesday without telling anyone exactly what I think of them. We’re over the halfway line now, so keep going. The weekend is in sight, lurking just beyond a mountain of emails, pointless meetings, and that one person who walks into the office and says, “Living the dream?” before you’ve even had a brew. Tonight England begin their World Cup campaign and we wish the lads all the luck in the world. I am however slightly confused by our decision to put a German in charge of England. Have we genuinely run out of English managers? I’d have accepted Ted Lasso. At least we’d get a team talk, a biscuit and a tactical plan that doesn’t involve crossing repeatedly into a box containing absolutely nobody. Still, let’s get behind the boys. Nothing brings the nation together quite like ninety minutes of shouting tactical advice at the television despite being three pints deep and carrying enough weight to have our own postcode. Whatever today throws at you, keep smiling, be kind, hold doors open, say thank you, and remember: the world already has enough miserable sods in it. Have a cracking Wednesday.

@SqSehrish 100

If you solve this, your IQ is above average What could be the missing number 😵‍💫

@MissOnomy @BootleBee 🤣🤣😊

@lyonsax12948 @BootleBee That's what I said Trevor. Balls. 😂😂😂 xx 😘

Cleaned and ready to go 💪😂

@celtic_jaime Plimmies

What did you call these in school ?

@heatherdws @Bobbybollocks2 🤣🤣🤣

Bobs @Bobbybollocks2 I'm invited to a swanky affair at the Ramside on Saturday... What do you think of my new strappy sandals?

@MissOnomy @BootleBee Bowls Jane, Bowls 😀

@BootleBee Been cleaning your balls? 😉 xx

@MissOnomy Ooooo, a man😊

Right. I need to stay awake till 10pm tonight cos I've got A Man Coming. So I need entertaining!

@Sofia50020Sofia A Gay man

Honest replies only?

Evening Jane Love xx 😙❤️

@Sofia50020Sofia Ashtray

Ok, many of my followers are around my age so I'm guessing that y'all will have some great answers. What's missing from this scene? 👇🤔

My son has been asked to wear a Vote Labour t-shirt for 2 weeks as part of a social experiment to see how people react. So far he has been spat on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him. I'm curious to see what's going to happen when he leaves the house.

Morning guys…

@MissAlly_01 FFS

I went to Buckingham Palace this morning to cut Queen Camilla's hair. When I got to the gate I said to the guard, "Hi, I'm here to cut the Queens hair." The Guard said, "Got a permit?" I said, "No, just a bit off the back."

Right. I think I've got an intelligent question to ask this Bloke with a Bin. "What about Tena Pants?" Given the average age of our congregation, this is probably a pertinent question!!

@MissOnomy Amen🙏✝️❤️

#todaysprayer Gracious Lord, Thank you for the experience of this new day, If we have troubles, meet us with resolution, If we have anxiety, give us peace. If we have stress, greet us with calm, If we have sorrow, bestow us with joy. Come to us, oh Lord, with the faith, hope and love of the Holy Spirit, That we may perfectly love you and that you may walk beside us each day and protect us from the demons of trouble, anxiety, stress and sorrow. Grant us your peace Oh Lord we pray. Amen 🙏🏻

@models_by_Russ Hey up! good morning 👋😊

Good morning, you lovely lot. It’s Tuesday, which means Monday has finally released its grip on our throats and we can all stop pretending we know what day it is. I’m back at work today after a long weekend away, so if you hear a distant sigh carried on the Yorkshire breeze, that’ll be me remembering hotel breakfasts, comfortable beds and not having to answer emails. Reality has returned with all the subtlety of a flying scaffold pole. For those heading back to work today, remember: be kind, be patient, and try not to become the person who stands in a doorway having a full conversation while the rest of humanity attempts to get past. You know who you are. The mission for today is simple: survive. If you achieve anything beyond that, consider it a bonus. Have a cracking Tuesday, and remember, every day you get through is one day closer to the weekend and one day further away from having to hear the phrase “just a quick meeting.”

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