Mena A. 🐀 is [email protected]

In all my time collaborating with @kathiepham, I have to say this is our most impactful work:

@drewgassaway I know this is a joke, but some PM is going to take this and get themselves a promo

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

E*** in today's product meeting:

@CubicleApril Remember that game Lawnmower Man? It'd be like that right?

what metaverse application are you most looking forward to?

Gen Z is shaping up to be a better generation than we were and it makes me incredibly sad that this is the planet they're going to inherit

@BrandonLBradfor The kids are alright 🥹

Some kids(early-mid 20s) knocked on my door to ask me to call them if they're being too loud, they are celebrating graduating. Dude has a checklist with apartment #'s and names, mine is circled and "Squats and Plants guy." Not mad at it.

@drewgassaway A mysterious large festival occurred there was no way we could've planned for this

@laurenloprete I cut my hair short and this is how I look when I first wake up

Please send thoughts and prayers for my dog — he’s not sick — just extremely disheveled

@aishamadeit I'm a big fan of the name and shame tbh --

This is literally the "let's get you back to bed grandpa" meme

Big Tech is in its Veridian Dynamics era

brb gotta go give all of my banking information to the exploding car guy so I can buy things on the website he turned into 4chan for aging incels

Bring this simulator into every boardroom and every legislature please and thank you

@N8tiv_ATLien @notcapnamerica It is constant with peaks and valleys and can last hours

@notcapnamerica Wait, the pain isn't constant though, right?

Cop tries a period pain simulator 🤭

@transscribe "You should cancel your loans" just became a new euphemism for kys 👀

“if i had to pay off my loans they should too”

@darylginn Worst part of design: Part of the job being to explain your job, to convince ppl that you should exist. Imagine a pilot saying: 👨‍✈️“Thanks for choosing our airline, folks… But before we take off, let me show you a PowerPoint deck on why flying is more efficient than driving”

Man ok i will never complain about tech org structures being crazy seeing old school telecom — currently contracting and hooooo boy