Mike Mentalpause

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Mike Mentalpause

@mentalpause1

The glass is half-full AND half-empty. I can be in 2 places at the same time. This rabbit hole never ends

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·3 Ağu

I wish I had a particular set of skills. Mine are all random

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Mags@maggiemayyybe·4 Ağu

My body is a temple made for pizza and lava cakes.

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·1d

They've reported that Beyonce' is the richest country music artist of all time at $1 billion dollars. Thoughts?

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Pope Leo is a pussy

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Stoner David@DBStoner·6d

They're killing scientists now. So everyone on twitter is safe.

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Jen@SleepEatScream·5d

I don’t talk that much to other people but when I do I quickly regret it.

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CoCo@unhingebinge·22 Nis

You're never too old to skip over lines in the pavement.

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·22 Nis

Virginia; The Scamburger State

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·22 Nis

Report me for being incongruous. I dare you

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Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo@pettyruxpinz·4 Mar

I'll retweet anything I like because I'm not in a cult

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Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo@pettyruxpinz·22 Nis

plenty of words are worse than "moist" for example, whatever your name is

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Stoner David@DBStoner·21 Nis

I had a new lease on life, but it got repossessed.

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Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·22 Nis

If at first you don't succeed, try wearing a corduroy vest.

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·22 Nis

People can't be trusted, but.. Dogs can.

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Maddy 🥭🌺👗@MadHatterMommy·21 Nis

How many of you have met your doppelgänger?

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·22 Nis

I want to see referees get penalized for making a bad call. I said what I said

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CoCo@unhingebinge·23 Eki

I'm not the problem, but I can be.

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CoCo@unhingebinge·22 Nis

I'm not a feminist but I'll kick him in the balls for you if you shave your pits.

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Jen@SleepEatScream·20 Nis

Shout out to the people who never make you question where you stand with them.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·19 Nis

They really should've called male frogs 'dadpoles'

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·20 Nis

Squirrels are 1/2 rabbit and 1/2 rat. Prove me wrong

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