cree.brat🦄

my son has been feeding some crows on his way to school and he says one knows him and jumps around excited to see him- which is so cute- and today the crow gave him a dime lol

whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable

kim gordon should be meaner

Either tell me when it officially happens or leave me alone I’m not doing this again

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours” bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

Liking every “Tom Cruise wipes the floor with Brad Pitt” tweet I see

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

All the white people who want to end birthright citizenship can start swimming their asses back to Europe. - a citizen of the Choctaw Nation.

david byrne saw my art exhibition- bb me that started obsessively listening to the talking heads in art school is dying

famous lol, but definitely more known than any of them

glad i dropped my family's last name- i don't need to make that name famous

things you can burn to reduce stress: - marijuana - pedophiles - sage - racists - lavender - patriarchy - rosemary - capitalism

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

they'll say you hexed them and the whole time it's just your ancestors not playing abt you

Unfortunately, I already know that Courtney Love describing the Dave Grohl/Paul McCartney friendship as “They both have the cool guy dying, so they’re buddies” will rattle around in my brain at the most random times until the day I die

It’s Always 2 Dumb Bitches Telling Each Other "Exactlyyyyy"

In 2005, while filming Sweeney Todd in Romania, Tom Hardy found a stray kitten in the middle of the road, picked it up, and snuck it back to his hotel room where he kept it during the shoot. He wrote about it on MySpace, before eventually giving it to a crew member because he couldn’t take it home. “I have a Kat in my hotel room, I wish I could send you the photos I took on my cellphone, I spent 4 hrs manually zapping fleas on the bugger and fed him threw him in the bath and we’re like 95% flea free, now went to the super market but they didn’t have no stuff but raid so I sprayed the room with this pollutant spray killing anything that falls off him gonna get him wormed tomorrow at the pet store. then we got to find him a home. he shines right now. i call him CJ after the guy in GTA San Andreas. he’s on my mobile phone, plenty of photos, but this new one ain’t set up to send or retrieve photomessaging so I will have t update you with photos when I get back to London.”

Palestinians already have a place. It’s called Palestine.

dead husband, broke and running from mercenaries, yet she remained a diva

i got some dope ass memories with people i’ll never fuck with again