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@mini_guyyy
I'm not liable for anything that goes on in here.🤲🏽|| Psalms 121,,,,27 vs 13,,,, 20:1-5||
secret place of the most high Entrou em Haziran 2020
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I became a banker yesterday.🙈❤️
Olamide@mi_deeeee
When I finally graduate from banking school, you people will help me call Seyi Johnson to Ikorodu town hall, I go too dance mehn.
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I got to my hotel at 2am, slept by 3, and somehow woke up by 5:30. By 6, I was already out of bed, brushed, bathed, skincare done, dressed up in 15 minutes, just to catch the company bus.
Honestly, Merlin had nothing on me this morning. The only thing I forgot was my power bank… Merlin would’ve forgotten his powers entirely. 🤌🏽
Onyi baby@kwinjae
She’s in Lagos. 😩🤍
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Number of hours in a day:
Monday — 24 hours
Tuesday— 24 hours
Wednesday— 24 hours
Thursday — 24hours
Friday— 24 hours
Saturday — 6 hours.
Sunday— 5 hours
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One of the signs of Lapo kids is growing up to realise our parents actually made some basic meals in life look like luxury. I can't blame them tbh.
you see this tin milk, sardine, sliced bread etc you dare not finish it at once as a child. You must not even be caught buying it to eat on your own.
It's either the whole family is sharing it or we take small out of it and keep the rest.
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Nigeria robs you of so much
Write Jamb & utme for years
You get into uni at 18
Graduate from a 4 year course at 25 because of strike +extras*
Serve for 1 year
Be done at 26
Only to find out that graduate trainee roles have 25 year age caps
Life’s already leading you 2-0
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@Nurse__Her Hi Temmy,
I'm a member of a team planning to have a similar program in ilorin.
I'd love to have you on our team.
Let me know if you'll be available pls
T for thanks😊
See you on the green app👏
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Day 1. Day 2
Osun Twitta Community@OsunTwitta
ICYMI yesterday, our Community Outreach Project was aired on NTA. When stories of your good works spread, you’re encouraged to do more.💪🏽 To the entire Committee and everyone involved in making this happen, we say a big thank you. And a special thanks to our NTA rep, @YoXorM 🫶🏽
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“How To Survive a Snake Bite In Nigeria. Here Are The Fastest Ways To Save Your Life. With Prompt Action, You Can Survive Up To 24 Hours After a Snake Bite.” ~ Health Practitioner
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Even for jss2 wey I dey do 21 subjects, life no hard reach like this💔
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Get a hair cut every 2 weeks .
Buy new set of boxers
Buy some polo and shirt
Make sure you have atleast 5 footwear
Have atleast 2 perfumes
Use roll on (not antiperspirant)
Brush your teeth and scrub your tongue every morning
Drink a cup of water and push up daily
Make sure you use the toilet before going out in the morning.
Lastly ; always dress well no matter where you’re going.
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