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tried to sleep naked for the first time and got testicular torsion

@UTDy3k 🤣🤣🤣

@UTDy3k Subhannallah😭

my boy just asked me if i’ll be at jummah tomorrow and i told him “iceman is dropping”

@UTDy3k @mhamed1k 😭😭😭😭😭

tried getting my work crush’s number off the supervisor phone and now I have a mandatory HR meeting

told a kid born in 2015 to grow up and he told me “you first unc”

@moneyanddrugss_ @BensonCandyBall @ODPiccoloMain @HendrixSmoke Shut up f@g

@BensonCandyBall @ODPiccoloMain @HendrixSmoke Its 2026 cornball

3 left-footed CBs and an Ugarte Casemiro midfield