Yobra🐐

Learning coding is like leveling up in a game… only the boss fights are real life 😭💻

“Let appreciate both Messi and Ronaldo” Me:

Na unajua hii ndevu yangu ikimea nitatesa sana. Kama sahii bado haijamea na warembo washaanza kuniambia nakaa msuri kwa matatu,na ikimea sasa. Kazi itakua kutega diplomats kule village market sunday,nimevaa flower shirt na kinyasa,na nginyera hizi slippers za Maasai. Ndio nikae like an african king. Niko tu apo nakunywa yoghurt small small,alafu kidogo niingize ndevu kwa yoghurt,mrembo akuje aniambie excuse me sir you have something on your beard,nimuulize oops where? akikuja kunipanguza namna hii,nilambe kidole yake,alafu nimuulize do you have a wipe in your car bebi? . Sasa mambo itafanyika apo ndani ya iyo land cruiser ndio itaamua kama nitapata Visa ya Belgium ama nitabaki Mwiki. Nyasaye okonya buana! Nishike mkono baba katika safari hii yangu ya usherati

Siku moja nitatoka na kinyasa na crocks kama msee ameenda kununua mandazi alafu nirudi jioni na Audi 😎🤓🤓

I filed Nil returns successful, I expect roads to be constructed immediately.

So they're benchmarking us now

At this point, Claude just lost its patience

Old money wakiona tumeanza kupata pesa ya kununua sahani za kaulo kama zao,wanapotea wanaanza kukulia sahani za mbao. Tukijikaza tena tufike bei ya Nike,wanahepa wanaenda new balance. Wakiona Tume afford apartments,wanaanza kujenga offgrid Buana What is wrong with these pipos

The thighs of a woman is soo attractive >>>

it's crazy how social media convinced us that 13 views is low, imagine 13 people clapping yo gf right now...

I’m not exaggerating when I say this, 39 year old Lionel Messi is still the best footballer in the world and I’ve clocked he will be the best till he decides he wants to retire, ridiculous.

Wacha ningoje mafans wa ile camp ingine waamke nianze ukitupa banters😂😂

Tumekuwa na the boys tukaskia tumechoka tukaenda kujaza matatu stage. I'm having fun😂

Unlike most of y'all, I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have an income to fund my lifestyle while not being depressed, help other people out(my niggaz),and be around good humans. That's it.

Messi free kick goal🐐🐐

The Maestro Messi 🐐

Kutetea Ronaldo saai ni ngumu, Messi has scored in every match so far, our only Mbuzi scored against part time plumbers and said he was back..Anyway why can't we all enjoy the beautiful game without all these unnecessary comparisons?

AI engineering is the future of tech. Get in now

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

I love coding now that it no longer requires coding

Swali yangu ni moja,Kuna mahali mliskia yesu kwa bible ameoga?