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@RealBatmane @TouchlineX Their tears dey make konji catch the boy sef😭😂

@TouchlineX I love him so much he didn’t even turn off his comments yu all need to cry properly I wish Instagram use to pay for engagement

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Joao Neves’ latest Instagram post now has over 240k comments! 🤯

@etinosasere_AFC @AnaelMevoung69 @TouchlineX Lmfao a 2x champions league winner & someone who helped y’all get a draw

@AnaelMevoung69 @TouchlineX It wasn't innocent, he's a foolish boy

@victory_enzo @TouchlineX It shit is gonna bang Cos that fanbase based is a literal definition for Mental Asylum

@TouchlineX Ronaldo fans turning a kid's IG into a war zone over 'he's one of us' is peak insecurity.

@prettyboypius @TouchlineX I thought that nigga scored ? Damn that fan base is a mental asylum

@TouchlineX Shit crazy fr. But all they had to do was leave their all on the pitch for the goat and pass more to him ☹️💔

@Zicoboy18 @FabrizioRomano Delusional fuck😭😂 Now is World Cup season btw

@FabrizioRomano With this lineup United are good to go..UCL & EPL is ours ❤️💪

🚨 Lamine Yamal: “Messi’s hat-trick? Every match he plays proves that he is the greatest player in history”. “If anyone still has doubts, it’s because they’re deliberately looking for them. Leo is the GOAT”, told RTVE. 🐐

@Theoladeledada Replica of what lamine did with Madrid last two seasons 😭

Lionel Messi hattrick goals against Algeria did more damage to Portugal as a country than it did to Algeria team

@BCNOgi The football world will stand up ad applaud Messi back to back world cup😌

Messi's hattrick has somehow sparked a civil war in Portugal's dressing room. Hilarious turn of events

@richhoescheat @Betalife09 Harsh truth brother The odds are always against niggas

@Betalife09 Yea and on the other side Men will praise a woman with low self esteem Uplift her and give her a sense of belonging Funny the differences between men and women huh?😂😂😂😂

If as a man you have low self-esteem, you’ll suffer in the hands of women. 😂

@TouchlineX Selfish bitch😂😭

📸 - BRUNO FERNANDES WAS BEHIND CRISTIANO RONALDO AND WANTED HIM TO LET THE BALL GO, BUT HE DIDN'T!

@advitwake We’ll all be there brother

can't wait for ronaldo stinker tonight tho

Messi being the first person to play 6 different world cups simply because Argentina's match is scheduled before Portugal is really funny

From one goal machine to another 🤖⚽️

@terence_le_dawg @rioferdy5 That finished bitch ass nigga😭😂

@rioferdy5 Meanwhile, ronaldo is just missing one on one chances

Wow Messi!!! His first ever Hattrick at a World Cup… and now officially ties the record for the most ever World Cup goals! #FIFAWorldCup #Messi

@laminy76 @UTDTrey We’ll all be there for sure. Penalty won by joão neves📌

@UTDTrey Can’t wait to see that Rolando penalty goal tomorrow

Bro saw Haaland & Mbappe score a brace and said “kids sit down”. Damn

@TheMahleek Bro do you even get…the whole world is happy

see as Messi collect sleep for my eyes for 4am, I just lie down for bed dey smile. 😭😭😭

@FabrizioRomano Messi is him👑

🚨📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat: “Messi is a madman”. 👑

@TouchlineX Highest 1penalty goal

🚨🇵🇹 IMAGINE CRISTIANO RONALDO RESPONDS WITH 4 GOALS TOMORROW!

@TouchlineX Stfu guy

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There was a VAR CHECK going on for a possible RED CARD for LIONEL MESSI! In the end NOT even a YELLOW card given! 😳

@TheMahleek Nigga could have already been on brace in 17mins 😅🐐

Took him just 17 mins to score in his 6th World Cup tournament, from outside the box, a banger goal, He’s simply the greatest. 😭😭 LIONEL MESSI 🐐

@brfootball @FOXSports Messi is scoring and they’re all busy sleeping 😅😭

It’s. What. He. Does. 🐐 (via @FOXSports)