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23, she/her, professional dog yearning for discipline
some hard concepts and really perverted shit ahead
mdni, you will be blocked
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@muttzzle
23 | stupid mutt posting | 18+, age in bio or else blocked | dm's open, can't bite even if i tried |
23 Entrou em Nisan 2026
17 Seguindo600 Seguidores
@muttzzle Runt and mutt when Im feeling puppy praises
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what do you like to be called the most during praise? curious to know you pups' opinions
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i may be dumb and didn't realize that message requests came through a different tab than regular DMs, haha. sorry if i missed yours! im getting onto responding now
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letting it rub your scent all over its favorite toys and crate pillows when its been good; taking them away again whenever its been bad
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training some dumb puppy to associate your scent with submission & pleasure conditioning them to the point where as soon as you enter the room, their mind starts to melt and their brain gets foggy giving any pet sitters little bottles of your cologne to ensure good dog behavior
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training some dumb puppy to associate your scent with submission & pleasure
conditioning them to the point where as soon as you enter the room, their mind starts to melt and their brain gets foggy
giving any pet sitters little bottles of your cologne to ensure good dog behavior
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cmon sweetheart, i know it's dark and scary, but good dogs pee outside, even at night.
oh, don't make such a shy face. you're the one who told me you couldn't hold it anymore, remember? begged me to let you pee?
so, lift up that little leg and get to work
i don't have all night
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love the idea of getting shown off at a little "dog show" between my owner and his friends
everyone taking turns to judge every pup there, rating their flexibility, tightness, obedience, etc.
working so, so hard just for a chance to get a little ribbon & make your owner proud
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hearing your owner say the word "Place." and dropping to your knees in front of him faster than your brain can even comprehend what happened
you realize you're in public. people are staring. you're mortified.
you see a sick grin spread across his face
he has never been prouder.
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showed some friends this account apprehensively, worried they would judge me or something for it.... but instead, they started feeding me more ideas to post haha
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@Roselk7 just think of it like a nice, sleepy hug to calm your restless brain :3
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@muttzzle Tbh not much one for choking but ive been so sleep deprived and horny that this sounds absolutely devine
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owner who softly chokes you out when you have trouble falling asleep <3
shh, that's it puppy, just focus on the nice warm feeling of his arms wrapped around your neck.. im sure you'll be dreaming bout him shortly 🐶💤
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shh, quiet pup. i know that it's late and im sure that you have very, very important things to do in the morning.
but really, what's more important? me, or them?
thats my smart puppy! good dog! now get to your Place and open up that sweet lil maw for me, mkay?
we can sleep later
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okay pathetic puppies and devoted handlers, im gonna clock in now. see you all after work :)
if you'd like, toss me something to chew on while I'm gone: zaqa.net/muttzle
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@irllambgirl surprisingly, not the first time ive heard this!! ive been using 'mutt' a lot since it's my personal fav, but ill tone it down a lil and try these alternatives :)
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@a_hiding_person @SapphicDog i think you're both geniuses, gonna have to think about using both of those more 🐶💭
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@SapphicDog @muttzzle Absolute truth, nuke.
But also, the terms of affection said in an insulting way are pretty damn good, too.
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really like the idea of forcing your bitch to wear a uniform at home. lil ears, bushy plug tail, a collar, and maybe some other accessories like a harness or bell
forcing them to wear it @ home 24/7, no matter what. cold? cmere, ill hold you. guests coming over? sorry, puppy.
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i don't care if it's embarrassing. you're *his* property, and he can treat you however he damn well pleases
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owner who cums down your shirt before you leave for work/class, so all you can think about all day is him.
just marking you up while you're out so that no one else even thinks about bringing you home. just trying to protect you, puppy
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