nat!

i simply cannot wait for the poll to end. happy tummy tuesday everyone ily

@femme4you2 this is unbelievably real omg

got strapped down last night and suddenly life is good again 😌✨

@about4otters 4 beer 4 dinner. you multiply them. 16 beer

beer 4 dinner. the 4 being how many beers im having for dinner

Scary Movie teaser: “WE’RE BACK!! AND THIS TIME WE’RE CROSSING EVERY LINE SO YOU SNOWFLAKES BETTER BE READY!” Spaceballs 2 teaser: “Hello it’s your old pal Mel Brooks & here’s the sequel I jokingly promised 40 years ago. Sorry the title is different, thanks for stopping by :)”

@butchb4ddie this but the opposite way around. life is beautiful

The she/her to she/they to they/he to he/they to he/him butch pipeline am I right or am I right

@girlderping if you see me running it's already too late. they'll be here soon.

if you ever see me sprinting down the street at full speed do not assume i am late. assume they are coming

@deergooner eh I just had one I'm probably hibernating now

you have to remember: im just a creature. im wildlife. they have signs posted saying don't feed me. stay on the trail and keep an eye out. im known to bite. im the last of my kind in a time long unknown. im like the bigfoot.

@turboghosto that's beautiful.... nature is beautiful........

@natsmut indeed, a little creation of my own

have you even considered a rabbit and a frog and theyre both best friends hopping around together. has the thought even occured to you

@turboghosto that, I haven't..... did you invent that?

@natsmut but have you ever considered...a kangaroo hopping with them?

@turboghosto some even say I invented rabbit and frog but they're best friends. yeah.

@natsmut phew, okay good just checking

@girlbaitjake AAHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! WOWIE!!

it is my birthday today 💜

@witchwounds you're eating a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving for breakfast that's awesome

breakfast today is banana pudding, popcorn, and soda

yeah.. a little burger never killed nobody....

@deergooner hi

things got cancelled today so my schedule is officially clear.... going to celebrate by getting blackout drunk at 11am

@poundaprincess good morning hi!!!

good morning

@deergooner hi wren!

good morning freaks! good mornings lesbians! good morning queers!

@crocodilecrisis they don't think you're real :((( we love you

all animal accounts are verified except me💔💔💔