Queendom ♛

Btw, if you cannot come up with a better insult than simply calling me "deranged" "delusional" or a "jerk". Please don't bother. Just know you're automatically muted & reported. Namecalling is so childish, I've stopped doing it since before primary school 🤷‍♀️

@SomaKazima Our place in Wellington is $3,240-4,050 a month (depends on how many weeks there are) and it's not even half of his in size...

NVM HIS FUCKING APARTMENT

Dear world, use the "translate" option to read this thread and understand how #transphobic Thai people and Thailand really are...

@Morbidful It makes one wonder how many products we consume now that in 50 years will be known to be extremely dangerous...

Reason number 2034 why you should keep your cats indoors unless supervised

@AnxLilMonsters @fromsarahlex They wanted a short, catchy phrase, but people these days are most definitely going to misunderstand...

@fromsarahlex It looks like the campaign is 'ask before "helping" rather than assuming you know what someone needs' and is aimed at combating people who grab hold of disabled people without asking, rather than suggesting anyone asks questions about the disability itself, no?

Please don’t ASK about my disability. I will not be explaining myself, my medical history, my life to strangers. This gov campaign others disabled people and puts us in vulnerable positions. I don’t want to educate randomers when I’m out living my life. #AskDontAssume is a joke!

@zoenne @fromsarahlex They wanted a short, catchy phrase, but people these days are most definitely going to misunderstand...

@fromsarahlex I get the sense that what they mean is "offer help instead of assuming", which is better. But it doesn't alliterate so they chose "ask" instead...

@mastertingus This should be named "onion reproduction"

Cutting onions (sound on)

@PicturesFoIder It shouldn't have been $200

Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free

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I've received a delightful complaint from a reader detailing all the errors in one of my books. Every single error with page numbers and corrections. Problem is, every single one of the errors they've flagged isn't an error. It's merely an instance of UK English. Every one.

Same.

Spain’s women’s football team announce they will not play another match until Spanish football president Luis Rubiales resigns, which he refuses to do. Rubiales grabbed team member Jenni Hermoso and planted a non-consensual kiss on her lips at the World Cup final.

so soft

My old landlord poisoned and killed my 2 cats. We moved shortly after. This was 15 yrs ago and he is now nearing 80, but every Xmas the deceased cats send him a greeting card. He will not forget what he did.