Nick The Unit

@Arsenal The entire country can't wait to see arsenal implode in another final, they are the gift that keep on giving, celebrating semi final wins like it is silverware

MOOD: INTO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 💃

@Arsenal How embarrassing they have won nothing, how thick are these players and fans

@ZoeJardiniere Polanski is a waste of space, why would Farage waste his time debating with such a clown? One thing Starmer has right this year, Polanski is not fit to lead any party, but there again the greens are a joke of a party anyway

Lmfao he really is terrified of Zack 😅

@JNSNO1878 As officials want spurs to go down!

How’s VAR not given a pen!? Oh wait, check badge

@KP24 Kevin people are far more likely to listen to Cook's opinions than yours, trust me on that one. Cook lives rent free in your head.

Alastair Cook has absolutely NO IDEA what it's like to be in the IPL. What's it's like to always be around the best players in the world. So his opinion on Jacob Bethell doesn't matter at all. Stay in India, Jacob. I know, even though you're not playing, you're learning and will be a way better player. 👍🏻

@KP24 You seriously are so out of touch! How can sitting on a bench not playing any cricket be beneficial to him? Clueless comments

If county cricket was as strong as it was in the late 90s and early 2000s, I'd also want Bethell back playing it now. But, it's NOT! It'll benefit England more by him being in India and he's already shown that.

@LastWordOnSpurs @FourFourTwo He probably isnt even worth £20m on this seasons showing. We will laugh all the way to the bank when we get over £50m.

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur defender Micky van de Ven is making arrangements to leave the club this summer. 🇳🇱The Dutch centre-back has begun tidying up his off-field affairs in London, signalling his future lies elsewhere. 🗞️[@FourFourTwo] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM

@KP24 In other words my brains the Hundred will have died then because it won't be The Hundred! We know you aren't overly bright Kev but this is your daftest post yet 🤣

The Hundred won't die in 3yrs, it'll be a T20 comp within 3yrs.

@culmiester @Fan0fCrawley You been to Specsavers? That'll be just you who thinks that then

@Fan0fCrawley He's playing coz so many people think he's this bloke and they're like: wow, Hollywood star AND a Test cricketer!

Biggest mysteries on Earth - still unsolved. 1. Who built Pyramids 2. Bermuda Triangle 3. What happened to Flight MH370 4. How Zak Crawley played 64 Test matches for England?

@WCalame71449 @Daily_Express What a stupid comment, is he stealing food essentials? Water? No he is a team leaf, fact you justifying it tells me you are cut from the same cloth.

It’s only going to get worse as people can’t afford to pay for their food. Don’t think people are embarrassed to line up at food banks. The government needs to do more, not just for one or two months at a time. Mental health issues and hardships, along with lack of jobs, are hurting individuals, families, and others.

Brazen shoplifter steals food from M&S before shoving staff out his way 😱 #dailyexpress #news #london

@piersmorgan Delusional.....arsenal bottled two cups in space of a week! 🤣 one more slip up in league, lose to City and City win game in hand and City are on top ..... 👌

I’ll come back on in a few weeks when Arsenal have won the League and Spurs have been relegated. See how keen you are then for a chat…

@BBCNews This Labour Party are a joke! Wtf putting benefits up when the working person is hardest hit right now! Goes to show working really doesn't pay in Great Britain anymore. May as well do naff all like the rest of the work shy pumping out kids quicker than a fuel pump

Benefits and pensions rise as two-child cap ends bbc.in/4c5ymM6

Jimmy Anderson yet another mistake from Baz and key, one of many racking up. Proving he still one of the best bowlers on the circuit and retired too early from England career.... #Englandcricket

@piersmorgan £60m lmao....not worth 60p, another great bottle job from your Woolwich side.

BOOOOM! Feed the Gyok and he will score…

@Arsenal Hahaha, the mighty Southampton 🤣 biggest bottlers in history time and again

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@AndyBurgess_11 @pgmol Completely out of his depth! Send him back to u13 football.

Isaac Searle - the referee at Luton v Posh - is the absolute epitome of someone who has never played the game and refs via the @PGMOL handbook - clearly doesn't understand that contact happens. Some of the fouls he has given have been absolutely embarrassing #COYH #LTFC

@PTAlanSwann Hopefully the last of his career, worst ref seen in years and that is saying something. Must be registered blind!

The first League One game of referee Isaac Searle's career will be Luton v Posh on Good Friday. #pufc

@LutonNews_LTFC Wow I have not seen such a hapless ref in a longtime. He must have got EVERY decision wrong. Only man in ground who thought it was a penalty. Then when Palmer is pulled down for blatant penalty, he doesn't give it and books Wilshire! Is Searle registered blind? EFL sort it out!

Referee Isaac Searle is taking his first League One game of football this afternoon. Has done National League South/North and League Two up until today.

@Georgiereayy Thong removed with my teeth but jacket stays on as may need to protect you from big hot load.

Be real… would you take off the jacket or pull the thong off first? 😈🖤🍑

@StephenWicks83 @LBC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤡

@LBC People with anxiety can have good day and bad days, it varies.

Benefits cheat who defrauded more than £23,000 after claiming she was housebound caught ziplining in Mexico lbc.co.uk/article/benefi…