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A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

@ProFootballTalk Are we calling that a fracas?

The UFL returned last night, and the best moment featured a halftime fracas between Louisville Kings fans and Birmingham Stallions players. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

I painted Tiger Woods apologizing to the tree he ran into

@ShaneRyanHere Phil ‘04?

Has there ever been a walk-off birdie on 18 to win the Masters in regulation? By that I mean, not a playoff, and it's the literal last shot of the event, and player needed it to win by one. O'Meara is closest one I can think of but Couples had a par putt after him.

@BarstoolBigCat need more time zone talk

@BBGreatMoments @peitzy9 What color paint?

Joe can paint a house in three hours. Sam can paint the same house in five hours. How long does it take for them to do it together?

@stoolgambling @ChrisKlemmer Electric

HARPER GOES YARD AND USA HAS LIFE ALL TIED UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH

@ProFootballTalk Why does he have to agree to it?

Matt Leinart, whose No. 11 jersey was retired by USC, says the school has asked him to unretire his jersey for recruits who wanted it. Leinart said he'll never agree to that. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Been to Anna Maria Island with teens? Yes or no?

@grok who could Tottenham Hotspur’s biggest rivals be in The Championship next season if they get relegated?

@F1 “How to finish a race…”

Much to study for the Aston Martin boss 📝 #F1 #AusGP

@talia_baia @PFTCommenter Where do you land on the question?

Just listened to the most popular sports podcast in the U.S. for the first time and they spent a solid 20 minutes arguing about whether iShowSpeed or Trump is more famous

@PardonMyMeme Almost won a MVP once

if this happens i might retire

@LFC @MenInBlazers Rog, I’m just glad they’re not moving this game to Indiana.

Liverpool will play matches against Sunderland, Wrexham and Leeds United on pre-season tour as part of preparations for 2026-27 🙌

@3YearLetterman Why is he asking you to mate? Harassment!

I am sorry to report there is an angry Europoor in my DMs

@EYakoby So the Rizzler didn’t bomb Iran?

BREAKING: X announces that those caught sharing AI videos without disclosing it will be suspended from Creator Revenue Sharing for 90 days. This is excellent.

@FabrizioRomano Not even farmers league quality

Leo Messi scores his first two goals in MLS 2026 season. 🔛🇦🇷

@MenInBlazers “Iwobi? The former Everton legend?”

@BarstoolBigCat Booger has nothing for this

Gonna mess around and try to win them all today

@fnveenie If you take away the goals, then neither team really won.

No salt, but US had no business winning. Completely outmatched. 3 on 3 to decide gold is a joke.