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Basically, what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were always sick with the flu. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏳️🌈♥️ #WhiteSox ⚾ [email protected]
Illinois, USA Entrou em Nisan 2017
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@Socdem_Michael @KeithOlbermann Ownership almost signed Aaron Judge.
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@KeithOlbermann This isn’t a coaching issue. The roster is very mid and they have a rough schedule to start the year. Ownership refused to spend like the big boy franchises, so they have an 80 win ceiling.
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I hate to break this to SF Giants fans - who are some of my favorite people - but Tony Vitello is not a major league manager and being a fringe Hall of Fame candidate does not make Buster Posey a baseball genius. It's gonna be a long year🤦🏼♂️
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@7Veritas4 @leebee4life Teddy Roosevelt said that first quote.
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Famous Wartime quotes by US presidents:
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Washington
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - Truman
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan
“Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - the crazy one
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The only word in this tweet I understand is 'grandparents.'
Casual Thursday@CasualThursday
My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.
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Sharing this because not everybody has a Dad to teach them this stuff
Redd@ReddCinema
EVERYONE THIS IS HOW YOU READ YOUR TIRE SIZE. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Because of all the life insurance checks people cash after the unvaxxed die prematurely?
Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc
Unvaxxed Americans are, in the truest sense, worth more than vaccinated Americans.
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@_MissLeandra The only word in this tweet I understand is pussy.
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@JaeSambo The first time I heard this song was on an episode of 227 where the black lady from Sesame Street got married. They played it as she walked down the aisle.
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@michaelharriot Jason Whitlock will probably beat him to the punch.
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I’m sure Stephen A Smith can find a way to blame this on a Black woman
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump's 2027 budget proposal includes $354 million in funding cuts for HBCUs and other similar institutions.
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her dropping out last minute is where it all went wrong. like wdym aubry of all people is replacing this legend #survivor50
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@keeshfests Devens deserves to be on 50. It's Johnathan who shouldn't be there.
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you know who deserved devens’ spot AND would’ve worked with genevieve
m@Monsteratii
@keeshfests devons was an alternate😭😭😭😭
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