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for lent I am giving up being an object of desire

she doesn’t have memory problems btw she’s young, she just does not gaf.

my mother has a bad habit of leaving SEVERAL cups of coffee out around the house because she leaves it somewhere to cool and then forgets about it and makes another. she also has a cup before bed- frequently. my brother does this as well. I do not drink coffee before bed. but I just had my coffee and I want to nap. despite having gotten up only two hours ago.

@historyman66 “Post unavailable”

@normalcreature9 Wrong bird app.. I meant this one

The bird app seems to be malfunctioning a bit, at least for me

shaker room at the met. id live here.

big foid brekkie: sola bagel everything breakfast sandwich made with two eggs, two pieces of turkey, slice of cheese. then my strawberry shortcake yogurt (without the shortcake) and then on Thursday I was trying to use up some random things I had in the pantry/freezer so I made this mashed potato chicken bowl and this is some left overs from that. instant espresso.

scenes from Brekkie. beautiful orange yolks and my coffee cooling off in the kitten cup.

on accutane you don’t get many pimples but when you do it literally feels like Satan pinching your cheek with blazing hot tongs.

Brunettes boycott the film "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", USA, 1953.

@groenevis I like beverages too much so the hydrophobia would be a big no for me. personally

@normalcreature9 In the brief intervening period would it be exciting tho

Would my life be more exciting if i got rabies

Some of you should try and get employmentpilled and participatinginsocietymaxxxing

@TheMagniSoul lard ass

I ate too much plz bully and fat shame me

@historyman66 they’ve been acquired

@normalcreature9 You should!

I should own a pair of white pants

just refilled my fish oil. don’t text.

you know you’re in the ritzy part of town when the girl in front of you in Sephora’s face is swollen and wrapped in bandages

@freakonaomics I love girls because they know how to give compliments that actually matter ty queen

me: liquid fast Friday. going to be skinny. the humble bi-weekly s’mores latte from the local coffee shop that has no calories listed:

I’ve been taking astaxanthin for a little over 3 weeks. I am glowy and olive. looks like you could pick me right off a tree 🫒