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The project-based master's degree application for King Fahd University, Saudi Arabia is ongoing and will close on 26th of April, 2026. Interested candidates can submit their applications before the deadline. Best wishes.

@DorathyChinelo @MalleBalarabe1 😭

You can’t I repeat You can’t locum your way out of poverty

@YusufHassanW @Tunde_OD Masha allah,

@Tunde_OD First Nigerian to be on PAVE-Johns Hopkins University (JHU)’s Scientific Advisory Board and to represent them on National Institutes of Health Board 🤣😩😉 #FirstNigerianChallenge x.com/yusufhassanw/s…

Okay. #firstnigerianchallenge Let’s have it.

One thing i like to do these days is i block these kind accounts that knows nothing apart from engagement farming by posting raigebaits. Helps in cleansing my tl.

@alabbaad_X Omoooo

I was at jimeta, on my way home, when I received a call that they needed me to perform ruqyah on our mai guard's daughter. When I asked what happened, they said she passed out. Me: Is she moving? Them: no Me: is she making any sound? Them: no Me: Take her to the hospital first

@aproko_Nurse Congratulations bro Put me on

It's finally my turn. 🎊 Make una clap for me joorrrrrrr

@tizmjcizzy @CTSU___ Ahhh see whyning oo chief😂🤌🏽🤌🏽 You thats black belt🌚

@nullxma @CTSU___ I de come for lessons chief

I alway dey with my PPE. Any patient relative with attempt to assault me go join e relative for bed😂😂 Doctors should learn to protect themselves

@emmanuelbasy Please can you help review mine??

It's been a week since a jobseeker blocked me here on X. 😅 So it happened that she reached out to me to review her CV. I opened it, went through it, and honestly… it wasn’t great. The kind of CV that you just know won’t get any real attention from recruiters. So I told her,

@AramideOyekunle @quantumanalyst @quantumanalyst

@AramideOyekunle @quantumanalyst Is there any payment after the onboarding??? Make person no lockin later go dey see payment for him to continue taking the course If there is payment please how much????

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Disturbing Things I’ve Learned From Watching Crime Movies: 1. If you intend to commit crimes like murder, robbery, or theft, always wear shoes smaller than your size. This will accomplish two things: i) It will leave a shoe print that is not size. ii) Any eye witness will describe the murderer or robber as someone with a limp. 2. If you try to dispose a body by burying it, dig the hole at least 8 ft deep. Place the corpse at the bottom, cover it with several layers of soil, then position a dead animal ( preferably a pig) around the 6 ft mark before you finally cover up. But if you decide to dump the body in a river, then you need to vertically cut it open from chest to navel point. Because if you just dump it like that, the body builds up gases which usually causes corpse to swell and rise to the top of the water after some days. 3. Buy whatever supplies you need for the crime 1 - 2 months ahead of the D-day. Never purchase everything from the same store, and always pay in cash. 4. Always put on extra clothes including gloves. 5. Never take your main phone to the crime scene. Also, on the day of the crime, share your live location with a friend while leaving your phone at home. 6. Don’t hire a hit man for the job. Do it yourself, and leave no traces. 7. Use bleach preferably Hydrogen peroxide, Ammonia, & Chlorine bleach to clean off blood stains. Sprinkle iron powder after wiping off. 8. Never leave witnesses, even if it’s a kid. (Sadly) 9. Learn to shut your mouth and keep up with your daily routine after the crime. 10. Don’t always feel like you have to help strangers along the road. Even a nice old woman can be dangerous. 11. Before getting into your car, always check the backseat and truck. 12. Lock your doors as soon as you get into your house or car. 13. Avoid routines that make your daily movements too predictable. Always change your routes and timing. 14. Always keep your phone charged. 15. Keep emergency contacts easy to reach and memorise at least one number in case your phone is unavailable. 16. Avoid using headphones or AirPods in crowded, busy, or lonely areas. 17. Don’t immediately take off to your house especially if you feel you’re being followed. 18. Always share your live location with any trusted person. 19. If the victim was your partner, neighbor, family, or friend, don’t get too involved with trying to help the police investigate the case. Allow them do their job, else you become the suspect. 20. Always make your home look occupied whenever you’re away. N.B .. I’m sharing this as a personal opinion shaped by scenes I’ve seen in films over time. I do not advise or support any illegal act, including the concealment of crimes or disposal of human remains. Such conduct carries serious legal consequences.

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Babban takaicina da kikayi quoting tweet Dina wallahi, saboda ko kadan ba page daya muke ba. A aure, musamman arewa, kowa nada tashi matsalar, tun a tushe muka baro addini. Ni zan fada Maki matsalar maza. Amma matsalata da ke shine, baki taba yarda mata na laifi. Kullum maza.

aw this is so cute. speaking of buses do you all remember when Obama sent a 500-pound, laser-guided MK-82 bomb to hit a school bus in Yemen, killing 40 children on their way to a field trip.

REFOCUSING THE NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA: LEGAL INTENT VS PRACTICAL REALITY Nigeria must have an honest and evidence-based conversation about the purpose of its Open University system, particularly the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN), and whether it is currently aligned with its founding vision. LEGAL FRAMEWORK AND ESTABLISHMENT INTENT The National Open University of Nigeria was established by the National Open University Act No. 6 of 1983 (later reaffirmed and amended). A careful reading of the Act shows that it does not explicitly restrict admission to “mature students” or working adults. Instead, the law adopts a broader philosophical approach. It mandates the university to: - Provide flexible and accessible education - Promote lifelong learning - Remove barriers to higher education - Expand opportunities beyond the conventional university system This means that legally, NOUN is designed as an open-access institution with no strict age limitation or requirement for prior work experience. However, while the law is broad, the structural design and global context of Open Universities provide deeper insight into the intended target audience. GLOBAL CONTEXT AND FUNCTIONAL DESIGN Across the world, Open Universities were established primarily to serve: - Working professionals seeking formal qualifications - Adults who missed traditional university education earlier in life - Individuals requiring flexible learning due to work, family, or location constraints Institutions such as the UK Open University, India’s Indira Gandhi National Open University (IGNOU), and the University of South Africa (UNISA) all reflect this model. Their student populations are predominantly mature, employed, or otherwise unable to participate in full-time conventional education. Thus, while not legally restricted, Open Universities are functionally designed for experience-rich learners rather than experience-seeking teenagers. CURRENT REALITY IN NIGERIA In practice, NOUN continues to fulfil its legal mandate to expand access to education. It continues to provide flexible, distance-based learning and has successfully widened participation in higher education. However, there is a noticeable shift in its student demographic. An increasing number of young people (many of them fresh secondary school graduates with no work experience) are enrolling in NOUN. This trend is largely driven by: - The absence of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) requirement - Perceived ease of entry compared to conventional universities - The desire to bypass the competitive and restrictive traditional admission system This development represents not a legal violation, but a strategic drift. THE CORE ISSUE: MISALIGNMENT, NOT ILLEGALITY NOUN has not breached its establishment law. It remains compliant with its mandate to provide open and flexible education. However, there is a growing misalignment between: - The legal principle of open access - The original functional purpose of serving non-traditional learners When a system designed for flexibility becomes widely used as an alternative shortcut for conventional university entry, its identity begins to blur. POLICY IMPLICATIONS If this trend continues unchecked: - The original beneficiaries, working adults and lifelong learners, may be crowded out - The distinct value proposition of Open and Distance Learning (ODL) may be weakened - The system risks evolving into a parallel, lower-barrier entry route rather than a specialised educational model CONCLUSION The National Open University of Nigeria has not violated the law. But it may be gradually drifting from its foundational logic. The challenge before policymakers is not to restrict access arbitrarily, but to restore alignment between purpose and practice. If it focuses on its targets based on global best practices, more than 95% of NOUN's graduates (after 4 years of study) should be over 30 years of age, thus voiding the need to do NYSC. Open Universities are one of the most powerful tools for inclusive national development, but only when they serve the audience they were structurally designed to support. Nigeria must decide whether NOUN will remain a platform for lifelong learning or become an unintended detour around the discipline and structure of conventional higher education.

My name is Abdul Wahab. I am pleading with my Football Twitter (FT) family and everyone on this app to please RT. I am on the verge of losing a life-changing opportunity simply because of where I come from, and I have worked too hard to bottle it now. I grew up in extreme poverty in a small village called Kwabenantene in the Ahafo Region. I am the very first person in my family and my entire village to ever get a university education. My path was never easy. To survive undergrad, I literally had to drop out of classes mid-semester, pack my bags, and go back home to do heavy construction work just to raise enough money to survive the next term. I was laying bricks to pay for my textbooks. Despite having zero financial safety net, I poured my blood and sweat into my studies and graduated with First-Class Honours in Economics, ranking in the top 1% of my entire cohort of 435 students. But I didn’t just want to succeed alone; I went back to my village, gathered the youth, and started teaching and mentoring them. Because of that work, two students from my locality have now successfully made it into university too. I want to lift my people up. All this hard work finally paid off: I just received admission into the highly prestigious, integrated Masters/Ph.D. Economics program at Goethe University Frankfurt (GSEFM) in Germany! My tuition is officially 100% waived. However, I am facing a massive roadblock. Because the program is so competitive, I wasn't put directly into the fully-funded Ph.D. cohort right away. Instead, I was admitted to the MSQ track for Year 1. I will take the exact same rigorous classes alongside the Ph.D. students, and if I pass my Year 1 qualifying exams, I transition directly into the fully-funded Ph.D. I know I will pass those exams. The academics don't scare me. The finances do. My only problem right now is getting funding to cover my Year 1 living expenses in Frankfurt. If I can just survive these first 12 months, the Ph.D. funding takes over and my future is secured. To my FT family: you guys know my grind and my loyalty. If I get this lifeline, I promise I will proudly represent FT in every academic hall, conference, and research room I ever step into. I just need a chance to be in the room. I cannot let a lack of living expenses kill a dream I built with my bare hands. If you know of any scholarships, foundations, philanthropists, or anyone who can sponsor a village boy for just one year, PLEASE tag them or reach out. Please RT this until it reaches the right timeline. Let’s make this happen! 🌍📚🙏🏾

I’m a registered nurse, proud to be one and I know my stuff like mad. That why I’m always reading, I will never stop reading. The more I know, the safer my patients are.

@YusufHassanW 😂😂

Here we are 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣