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@offputting_guy

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beejay@offputting_guy·
Hiberno-englishpilled folks do be using the continuous present tense also 😎 yup
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There are thousands of aborted coworkers in heaven who never got the chance to show you AI generated shark attack videos
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Youre one of the most sensual coworkers I think I’ve ever had
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PRANK: I left my FRIEND in a SEALED BOX with a VIAL of POISON???!! (GONE HYPOTHETICAL)
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gizzzzz@FunyDonal·
I lied to my taxi driver last night that I'm an archaeologist and now he's on his way over at noon with a curious rock fuuuuckkkkjkkk
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Just came up with my dream blunt rotation and I’m not even in it
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The squid concerto I organised has been postponed due technical difficulti. Tentacles difficulty. Technincles
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@oscahss Going to dubai and missing Labubu trade
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Try smoking weed and eating some food… you can thank me later
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Would you call what we did last night sex?
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I’m in your boyfriends dms like What an awesome Instagram story of your epic shoes my man!
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carson o'genic@maccaucelebrity·
once you've been to shelbyville you'll never stop wanting to beat mayor quimby to death with your bare hands
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beejay@offputting_guy·
Yeah my thesis is sort of exploring country music through a post-malonial lens
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Forcing my way into the cockpit mid takeoff to ask the pilot and copilot if they ever hang out or if it’s mostly just an at work relationship
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Lowkey feel like this snake oil I bought isn’t doing shiit for my impotence
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handjob after 3 days no shower call that a cheese pull
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