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some of this is real | he/him/y’all
Texas to Florida Entrou em Kasım 2010
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one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death
SOUTH ★@blamesouth
cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
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It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
What am I going to spend all my time watching now???
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explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured
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every time I think I’m done with this whole thing I’m introduced to a word like “goblinchad” and I instantly start idiotmaxxing all over again
President-Elect Toguro@PresidentToguro
Clavicular gets BRUTALLY selfiemogged by the baldmaxxing goblinchad William Banks causing a HYPER SPIKE in his cortisol levels
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Red Camry. Move out of the passing lane within 20 seconds or be fired upon.
Solzhenixon@sardonic_greek
You should be able to hail other cars for communication like space ships
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fascinated by this new addition to the canon. is he trying to get revenge for Clavicular's framemogging? is he seeking to usurp ASU FRAT LEADER's position? where can you find the Chad Rankings? this feels like in an ASOIAF book when a new point-of-view character is introduced
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
#2 ranked CHAD ANDROGENIC continues to SEARCH the city as the ASU FRAT LEADER remains UNSEEN 👀
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A sad day for the great Montana Bison.
Interior Secretary Doug Bergum, at the request of Little Greg Gianforte and the corporate zombie Montana Senators/Reps, has ended conservation grazing permits for Bison on the great American Prairie, a huge section of restored Bison land in central Montana. Make no mistake, the decision by Bergum is an extension of the nepo-baby, grifting cronyism that currently plagues our federal government.
But this time, the victim is the great American Bison.
Credit: Author Michael Hodges.
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The National Park Service has started dismantling exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Independence National Historical Park.
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I heard Swifties are practically a new religion, I didn’t believe it until I went to a wedding where the entire bridal party mentioned Taylor in their speeches. Also they ritually sacrificed some kid on some huge shrine dedicated to the big Swift herself during the reception.
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Kawhi Leonard? The environmental philanthropist?
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bards when you cast haste on them and they just double down on trying to rizz up the dragon mid combat
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Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
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Zohran: New York should be affordable for everyone
Cuomo: A single mother is homeless because your rent is too low
Eric Adams: Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican because marching down 6 Avenue in the Dominican Day Parade just felt like coming home! Every time I meet Dominican New Yorkers, I’m inspired by their generosity and energized by their passion. ¡Que viva el pueblo dominicano!
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I keep seeing ragebait posts about people on food stamps bro every missile in the iron dome costs 200 grand and we pay for them all I don't care if some chick with 6 kids bought name brand cheerios
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They tried to sell off America's wilderness and the animal which embodies the nation literally killed itself inside of earth's gleaming iridescent eye. Terrible omen, millions must be sacrificed in the boiling waters of Norris Geyser Basin to atone for this blasphemy
New York Post@nypost
Bison boils to death in Yellowstone hot spring in front of tourists trib.al/DV2z8XP
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