iced out markov chain

Watching top gear and they keep being mean to James

I believe that better things are possible

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

I had a phone screen today for a job that would more than double my salary even after the cost of living adjustment. Will it go anywhere? Probably not, but one can hope.

3 percent bonus for this year #CastratedGentile

I should eat a big sandwich 🤔

The inmates that I see getting dropped off for every morning for their work release program are probably living more fulfilling lives than me

I’m not taking my penis off I am Penis O’Toole

I was a gifted child. My parents tried to return me.

I don’t want to hear about Pragmata right now or ever again

How it feels to sit next to your mom while she scrolls YouTube shorts

Feels just like last year (no offense)

It’s time

Hi FordGPT, what do you think of Jews?

*Future voice* I’m on that good poop and alcohol

I should buy a second car (I can't afford one, have no space to store one, and don't even know what I would want)

Coming to terms with the fact that I am not alive.