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✨show me ur philussy✨
@philowphrincess
one of the aforementioned they/she bisexuals
bee (they/she) || 🇨🇦 || 30✨ Entrou em Nisan 2026
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@approxvanya tbf, dan used to be a lot more tan back in the day. there was def a higher contrast!
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@jerminof 1-2 i’d be like “oh they flew in together what the fuck that’s a weird coincidence” but 3-5??? someone planted them here, they work for the fbi, they’re plotting, etc.
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the chance is low but never absolute 0, stay hopeful chat 🤞🏽
•˚₊✩‧₊@sinjinsdnp
i hope the platinum card is them fucking raw
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first 60 seconds of the livestream btw
maria@pinofdnp
mind you no one asked a single question we were all just here hearing
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okay i’m throwing my tinfoil hat in the ring, i think the platinum photocard is gonna be sister daniel and *plot twist* SISTER PHILIP
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i’m glad i’m not the only person who melted upon hearing this 🥹
alex 🐌@snaillester
THEYVE HAD A PICNIC IN THEIR GARDEN.
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fuck no, we’re both offing ourselves expeditiously 😗✌🏽
໊@buffys
you’re in the zombie apocalypse with the person in your pfp, are you surviving?
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i’ve BEEN here the whole time. the fact this was pre-hl is mind boggling. MOON BUTT. M O O N B U T T.
eli !@ilexeli0
is anyone else still Here
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i’d rather be shot dead thanks
selena@dinofpinof
gun to ur head if u HAD to choose what would u rather go away: the phlonde the dullet
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@philowphrincess yessss i'm all the way in vancouver tho there's like no phannies out here
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relief next to me, u are ao3 hall of fame <3
b@wwxwashere
the funniest type of slowburn is when the characters are having sex the whole time
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i say this with so much love but some of y’all need to relax. fandom is supposed to be fun! you *can* just scroll past a tweet from someone you slightly disagree with and carry on! not everything requires discourse. let people harmlessly headcanon and share silly little tweets.
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*tinfoil hat affixed* does this outfit imply that there’s a dan photo in a matching one? 👀
•˚₊✩‧₊@sinjinsdnp
mind you dan gets that every night.
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