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honestly Fuck bedtime

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

Surf Dracula where they end season 1 with getting Scoob

So is Marie gonna die or what? It seems like having a walking respawn button is kinda crazy

If you’re a single, able bodied man under 30 - spend as much time as you can posting online OR playing video games

Michael Jackson is gone Prince is gone Madonna is still here. Lil Tay is gone. Bhad Bhabie is gone. Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

Genuinely go fuck yourself Elmo.

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

If a place serves their iced long black in a whisky cup we should be able to blow the place up

at least gen v gave us this iconic homelander reaction #NotVeryWokeofYou

Life is a video game and im DSP

Seriously after a certain age backpacks should just become unacceptable with traveling being the exception

We need a slur for people who wear backpacks

I shot him with my 9, I shot him 9 times, 9pm on the dime

Looking at the titles and lyrics of the D4VD discography is like watching the Key & Peele bit where the rapper is being arrested over a song titled "I Killed Darnell Simmons"

@pheebs167747 @perplexexpress Increased complexity means increased points of failure. Just the trade off with modern technology. 8 years is perfectly acceptable

@perplexexpress Okay but it shouldn't degrade that quickly

seeing ppl talk abt their switch 1s is making me realize that a lot of ppl don’t realize that technology eventually degrades over time

Why is the quality so bad it didn’t look like this when I picked the gif

I promised not to drink but I miss Transformers One like a motherfucker

Yo hey right wing coomers, us sjw-leftists love porn, if you learn to chill and become un-shitty you can hang out with us and watch all the porn you want

My PS quintuple is so lucky gta6 is console only for a the first year. Buddy would’ve been sold alrd